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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

Comments

[cross_swords]

Depends on point of view I guess.

I'm tons of fun.

[dead_tongue]

sounds lonely.

how do you figure?

[cross_swords]

Not lonely. At all. Don't even start that shit.

I've hung out with me. I'm a good judge.

[dead_tongue]

I dunnnoooooooooooo sounds kinda like the lady doth protest too muuuuuuuuuuuch.

that's stupid.

[cross_swords]

Lord doth protest just enough.

It's really not. Who knows me better than me?

[dead_tongue]

suuuure.

what if nobody agrees with you?

[cross_swords]

Other people's incorrect opinions don't matter.

[dead_tongue]

pfffffffffft

[cross_swords]

You've sprung a leak there.

[dead_tongue]

:P

you make *me* look modest.

[cross_swords]

Modesty is for the uninteresting.

[dead_tongue]

I agree with that, actually.

[cross_swords]

See, we get each other now.

[dead_tongue]

but you still don't seem fun.

[cross_swords]

You haven't been out with me.

[dead_tongue]

where would we go?

[cross_swords]

Club.

[dead_tongue]

what kind?

[cross_swords]

FOam.

[dead_tongue]

do they still do those?!

[cross_swords]

Of course they do.

[dead_tongue]

so retro! ok I'm in.

[cross_swords]

Dress in something you don't mind getting messy.

[dead_tongue]

I will. should I dress 90s? to match the theme of the fact it's a fucking foam party?

[cross_swords]

If that's your mood, yeah.