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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[extrasensory_problems]

Sorry if it got annoying.
PS: How are you feeling this morning? Hung over at all?

[work_wife]

Oh so achy. But I'm benefiting from Steve lessons. Like, apparently drinking a good bit of water first helps.

[extrasensory_problems]

Achy from the booze and headache or the fact that you successfully did the worm last night?
Water is amazing.

[work_wife]

Both. Why can't it be both?
Water is great. As are carbs.

[extrasensory_problems]

True. That was pretty incredible by the way.
Oh man....carbs. I love them so much.

[work_wife]

And we will never speak of it again.
Why do people villainize them, you know?

[extrasensory_problems]

What?? Why! It's so awesome.
Because people are awful.

[work_wife]

It was also really nerdy and weird.

[extrasensory_problems]

Oh come on, everyone wishes they knew how to do the worm so they can bust it out at weddings or whatever.

[work_wife]

Really? I'm pretty sure no one wishes that.

[extrasensory_problems]

Stop being such a killjoy on your new talent.

[work_wife]

It's hardly a talent.

[extrasensory_problems]

Sure it is! And now that I know you can do that I'm gonna convince you to come dancing with me.

[work_wife]

Oh no you're not. That sounds terrible.

[extrasensory_problems]

What?? No! It's great!

[work_wife]

Not doing it. Nope.

[extrasensory_problems]

Please?? I promise to take you somewhere really fun.

[work_wife]

Really not happening. Not with The Worm.

[extrasensory_problems]

Okay no Worm but what if you just danced normally?

[work_wife]

See, that I could get behind.

[extrasensory_problems]

Yessssssssssssssssss!!

[work_wife]

Can I bring Steve?

[extrasensory_problems]

Sure! It would be nice to meet this guy properly.

[work_wife]

Cool. Don't joke about the hair.

[extrasensory_problems]

Okay, I promise no hair jokes.