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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[work_wife]

And we will never speak of it again.
Why do people villainize them, you know?

[extrasensory_problems]

What?? Why! It's so awesome.
Because people are awful.

[work_wife]

It was also really nerdy and weird.

[extrasensory_problems]

Oh come on, everyone wishes they knew how to do the worm so they can bust it out at weddings or whatever.

[work_wife]

Really? I'm pretty sure no one wishes that.

[extrasensory_problems]

Stop being such a killjoy on your new talent.

[work_wife]

It's hardly a talent.

[extrasensory_problems]

Sure it is! And now that I know you can do that I'm gonna convince you to come dancing with me.

[work_wife]

Oh no you're not. That sounds terrible.

[extrasensory_problems]

What?? No! It's great!

[work_wife]

Not doing it. Nope.

[extrasensory_problems]

Please?? I promise to take you somewhere really fun.

[work_wife]

Really not happening. Not with The Worm.

[extrasensory_problems]

Okay no Worm but what if you just danced normally?

[work_wife]

See, that I could get behind.

[extrasensory_problems]

Yessssssssssssssssss!!

[work_wife]

Can I bring Steve?

[extrasensory_problems]

Sure! It would be nice to meet this guy properly.

[work_wife]

Cool. Don't joke about the hair.

[extrasensory_problems]

Okay, I promise no hair jokes.

[work_wife]

He gets self conscious about it. Which is silly. It's so good.

[extrasensory_problems]

It's pretty good, not the best I've ever seen but it would be hard to top the guy I knew.

[work_wife]

Okay, I could make jokes there.

[extrasensory_problems]

No seriously, this guy had THE most beautiful hair.
It was thick and curly, down to his ass and was this beautiful shade of midnight black.

[work_wife]

Oh? I'm sure that's nice.