tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[hackr]

we're talking abt banging but i'm sitting here like 'damn that's still cute af'

[strippedbare]

welcome to my brain every time we're together.
"that's so hot but so fucking cute".
the duality of man.

you and jasper do anything new recently?

[hackr]

oh man
he came home the other day feeling weird that bren didn't think he was hot so he rode me wearing a princess tutu

[strippedbare]

oh my god
is it weird i think that's kind of adorable actually?
i'm imagining him pouting and everything.
and with those eyes??

[hackr]

he's SO FUCKING CUTE I CAN'T STAND IT
like we all know jas is hot right even bren
even if bren doesn't think anyone but ry is sexy

but then he's like
a lil anime guy with his big eyes
FUCK

[strippedbare]

omg now YOU'RE being really cute
PLEASE tell me more about how cute your uuuh
your
your jasper is
(wtf are you two calling each other have you decided yet)

[hackr]

stfu i am not
he's just
the guy i'm seeing

who happens to be cute

( who he happens to live with, no big deal. )

[strippedbare]

mmhm
just the guy you're seeing
and live with
whose presence your parents seem to tolerate whenever they're actually around
and are attached to the hip to
just that guy

[hackr]

actually my mom started buying him shirts

look the realer it gets..........
idk

[strippedbare]

see he's practically part of the family.
what'd be so bad about it being something "real"?

[hackr]

( it takes him a while to reply. )

look ok
i like being in relationships more than i like sleeping around and like
i don't wanna fuck everything up esp since this is the first person in the friend group i've been like........
with

[strippedbare]

neon you are literally preaching to the choir here.
not only did i have the fattest crush on a friend but said friend is also the darling of like literally everyone we know.
if i fuck things up with him?
it's so fucking scary.

but now i have just... the sweetest boyfriend i could have ever asked for.
one that i love very much who loves me back.

it's been worth the risk.

[hackr]

( oop. )

WELL he's like the baby
the baby who likes having sex in a field apparently

things have been good with jas
we don't need labels

[strippedbare]

ok
you don't need a label

but you could tell him that you want to
real

[hackr]

i guess you're right
we can be

real...........

for what it's worth i do think finn is good for you
everyone needs someone who's the physical manifestation of hot chocolate in their lives

[strippedbare]

he really is that, isn't he?
warm and comforting and sweet...

i've never seen a pair like you and jas, either, y'know
you're like two halves of a whole
when i was new here i was already convinced the two of you were dating

[hackr]

lol
what about us told you we were dating?
i feel like we'd just hooked up when you came by

[strippedbare]

...
you're joking right
the two of you are more publicly affection than anyone i have ever met

[hackr]

rly

i thought bren was just being annoying and persnickety

[strippedbare]

you're in a constant state of sitting in each other's laps even when there's plenty of seating
i don't even sit in finn's lap all the time

[hackr]

( he suddenly has an image of jas pulling him into his lap as if there weren't three other people in their convention hotel room. )

ok FINE
fine
we're fucking stupid
we've discussed this actually

[strippedbare]

hehehehehehe
cute

stupid for each other

[hackr]

yeah yeah yeah

he is fucking adorable
i don't think he realizes how cute he is at least compared to his hotness self-awareness

( he sends yuri a candid photo he took of jas just sitting on the floor eating some ice cream with a little spoon attached to the lid. you can tell neon was probably screaming inside as he took it. )

[strippedbare]

oh
my god

are those SWEATER PAWS

[hackr]

yeah
it's my sweater too
fuckin can't stand this shit

send me a finn something