tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[hackr]

rly

i thought bren was just being annoying and persnickety

[strippedbare]

you're in a constant state of sitting in each other's laps even when there's plenty of seating
i don't even sit in finn's lap all the time

[hackr]

( he suddenly has an image of jas pulling him into his lap as if there weren't three other people in their convention hotel room. )

ok FINE
fine
we're fucking stupid
we've discussed this actually

[strippedbare]

hehehehehehe
cute

stupid for each other

[hackr]

yeah yeah yeah

he is fucking adorable
i don't think he realizes how cute he is at least compared to his hotness self-awareness

( he sends yuri a candid photo he took of jas just sitting on the floor eating some ice cream with a little spoon attached to the lid. you can tell neon was probably screaming inside as he took it. )

[strippedbare]

oh
my god

are those SWEATER PAWS

[hackr]

yeah
it's my sweater too
fuckin can't stand this shit

send me a finn something

[strippedbare]

hmmmm

[ he eventually settles on a short video of finn in his little apartment kitchen, apron on, sleeves rolled up to expose his forearms. he's obviously working on mixing something to bake, humming quietly and bopping back and forth as he does.

Hey, Finn~

finn turns to face the camera with a questioning gaze, flour in a swipe straight across his nose, and the video ends on yuri laughing. ]

[hackr]

jfc

damn bro how do u live with that

[strippedbare]

the cute aggression gets overwhelming sometimes
i bite him a lot

[hackr]

weirdly jas bites me more than i bite him
but he's got like
chompers

[strippedbare]

maybe he's a vampire

[ says the literal only person left who has no idea about magic. ]

[hackr]

hahahahahahahaha well

i haven't stopped believing the theory ok

[strippedbare]

let me know if he ever starts hissing at the sun

[hackr]

ngl that happens anyway when hangover
still gathering evidence

[strippedbare]

oh good point i didn't think of that
hmmm
well we'll just have to wait and see

[hackr]

lmfao ok so
we'll help you keep tabs on finn when we hit the streets tomorrow

[strippedbare]

OH right
yeah
thanks!
maybe i should slip an airtag into his pocket.

[hackr]

i'm sure he won't even notice

( he says this affectionately. )

[strippedbare]

oh definitely not
i've been slipping chapstick into his bag for ages

[hackr]

that's lowkey diabolical
but i get it

[strippedbare]

listen i am addicted to him and his supple lips but that is NOT the word i would use to describe them when we first started dating

[hackr]

lol
he is not a skincare routine kind of guy

at least finn always smells good tho

( he is allowed to comment since he actually works hard not to reek of pot!! )

[strippedbare]

mmmmmm yeah he does

wait does jas not
OH right i bet it's pretty bad when he comes home from the gym

[hackr]

I MEAN
it doesn't stop me from doing anything with him but

he works out so much like
you can imagine.................

( this is a man who is definitely whipped and is in constant denial. )