tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[legacy_blade]

Isn't the saying 'what happens in Wall Market stays in Wall Market'?

[skinstitch]

fine. enjoy your candy and all that.

[feathersandflames]

Sometimes it's all you need. I'd rather be out doing the Flamebird thing, but there are nights where Batwoman gets all sketchy about it, which, rude, considering I've been doing it longer than she has.

[Not that Kate doesn't have a point, but Bette's already been cut open from stem to sternum and survived. She did the Hawkfire thing, she did the West Point thing - though she clearly left because it wasn't for her. But sometimes, it's not so much worth the arguing with her hot-headed cousin.]

Don't worry about the winnings. Just surprise me with a Sundollar coffee the next time you see me lighting up a rooftop late at night. Call it even.

jessica jones | marvel 616

[f_bomb]

1. My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
2. Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
3. I need help removing her.
4. I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
5. text her

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[f_bomb]

that doesn't make it any more right, clint.

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[work_wife]

Yeah, you totally have that right. Who's giving you grief?

[bigsmile]

i would never eat my crew.

( oddly specific. )

just can't remember the last time i saw you eat and now i'm wondering. what about spicy?

[bubblegumheart]

Interesting. Never heard of a pirate circus.

[dead_tongue]

you know there's mothman erotica?

I'd apologise but you know I'm not wrong. don't feel bad, I'm from a shithole too.

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[catleaping]

... This may be a silly question, but WHY?

Kageyama Tobio | Haikyuu!!

[assumptions]

1. I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day.

2. Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake.

3. She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us

4. I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction

[notthatstraight]

wrong
like how drunk was he to get a dui in the first place?
and he let them give him the dui? did he go to jail with them?
did they impound the horse?

Inquiring minds want to know

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[work_wife]

Coordination issues maybe?

afternoon king

[unimportant]

such an upstanding student! yaga is lucky to have you.
but some rules are made to be broken.
is the dress code really the issue for you?

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[cross_swords]

I have never rooted anyone on in my life. EVer.

[choshinsei]

you thought i did that? [ should he feel offended? ]

does it itch?

i

[holdshisown]

Little spoon? I'm pretty sure I'm almost twice your size!

[callmeles]

I mean, some girls are really into your level of non-commitment and hedonism.

I’m sure the apple doesn’t fall that far from the leviathan tree.

[tyranis]

I mean health insurance.

[blastedass]

[His smug face right now.]

So you are drunk.

[bigsmile]

WE would all make awesome butterflies, you too nami.

hmm. i mean food is food but i was kind of hoping there'd be more than leaves. i could have sworn it ate ice cream at one point.

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[doubled_speed]

So that's where Mr. Gib got to.

[tyranis]

I already have - at last count - sixteen coup attempts in the works.

Nishinoya Yuu ( Haikyuu!! ) OTA

[shugoshin]

1. If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.

2. Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises

3. Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.

4. after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles

5. You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"

[dead_tongue]

are you calling me uncoordinated?!

[Iggy, you got caught in a curtain yesterday.]