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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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Astarion — BG3

[astarihun]

i. Do hush, darling. Little spoons don't ask big questions.
ii. I'd say I was in rare form last night but it's becoming rather common.
iii. I don't care what you say, cheap wine does not taste better from expensive crystal.
iv. I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need two clerics and an exorcism at the very least.
v. Or text him!

iii vamp to vamp conversation

[forrestertailor]

Are you sure it was real crystal? Real and expensive? If the crystal is not expensive enough it won’t do a thing for the wine, and in that case liberal application of the substance is the only cure.

Fantastic!

[astarihun]

I'd thank you to trust me enough to at least recognise a shoddy imitation to the real thing, darling. Of course it was real crystal — it was the wine that was irredeemable.

Re: Fantastic!

[forrestertailor]

If it was truly that bad then, of course, you have my condolences. Did you keep the crystal as recompense? It sounds more than earned.

[astarihun]

Well, I mean, there was no one else using it. It would have been a shame to leave it forgotten and gathering dust.

[forrestertailor]

Too right! And the rest of the set, of course, would have been lonely without their brother. Were there any good tureens, that you saw?

[astarihun]

I can't imagine why you'd ask. In the market for some new tableware, are we?

[forrestertailor]

Just because I don’t use it doesn’t mean I don’t like a full set. When you give up that road life you’ll understand how nice it is to have a perfectly arranged China cabinet.

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[standingonmyneck]

Sorry, I'm on a student budget. I can get some fresh water and glitter and we can pretend it's holy water.

[astarihun]

Oh, of course, beause that's precisely what I need: to be brushing glitter out of my hair for the next few tendays.

Remind me why I keep you around?

[standingonmyneck]

I'm hurt, I thought we had something special. Here I believed it was my big brain and my even bigger talent to insult people without warning.

[astarihun]

If it's any consolation you wouldn't be the first to think so.

... That said, I do enjoy your little insults. What I'd thought could be a fun hobby, you have elevated into an art.

[standingonmyneck]

It's my career, thank you. Next to hopefully publishing infamous and controversial novels one day.

Thanks for the ego boost, though. That's why I keep you around.

i

[licensetotrill]

Too much of that kind of attitude and you'll be one little spoon short in the silverware drawer. Asking what you desire out of life isn't even a big question.

[astarihun]

On the contrary, my dear, it is in fact the question. Then again, if I were to ask you the very same question I suppose the answer would come easily: to keep prancing around with your little lute whilst penning songs about your betters, hm?

[licensetotrill]

I'll let you know if I ever find any to write about. Until then we'll have to settle for the ones that make good stories at least.

[astarihun]

And here I was thinking you were Witcher-exclusive, in that regard.

[licensetotrill]

Just because someone has a popular muse doesn't mean they limit themself to just the one.

i

[holdshisown]

Little spoon? I'm pretty sure I'm almost twice your size!

[astarihun]

Darling, this isn't about size, it's about energy.

[holdshisown]

What about me screams little spoon energy? I'm honestly curious, because this is the first time anyone have called me that.