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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[work_wife]

Coordination issues maybe?

[dead_tongue]

are you calling me uncoordinated?!

[Iggy, you got caught in a curtain yesterday.]

[work_wife]

You're kidding? It takes one to know one. And I'm one.

[dead_tongue]

well yes but
I'm still offended.

[work_wife]

Be offended. But I'm right.

[dead_tongue]

so you're saying I'm too much of a flailing moron for Timmy's.

you're so mean to me!

[work_wife]

Is it mean, or accurate?

[dead_tongue]

mean!

ugh. see? I'm not cut out for the workforce. I need a sugar daddy.

[work_wife]

You and me both. Except not a daddy for me.

[dead_tongue]

that sounds more difficult tbh. do women even do that?

[work_wife]

Why wouldn't they? That's sexist.

[dead_tongue]

robin. how much do you think I know about women's sexuality?

[work_wife]

Still sexist.

[dead_tongue]

ok ok sorry for being sexist.

let's become sugar babies together!

[work_wife]

That works for me. I'm happy with that.

[dead_tongue]

you serious?

because I'm serious. I hate working. I'm an artist for God's sake.

[work_wife]

You need yourself a patron.

[dead_tongue]

yeah, patron of my dick!


but yeah, wouldn't that be nice? you could be my assistant. we'd live a life of leisure.

[work_wife]

That joke was bad and you should regret it.

I don't want to be your assistant though.

[dead_tongue]

I don't. 😘

What do you wanna be?

[work_wife]

I have my own goals in life, okay?

[dead_tongue]

duh. what are they? I'm genuinely interested!

[work_wife]

I want to go to college and figure things out. Probably something with translations and art.

[dead_tongue]

omg yes! art school is where it's at!

[work_wife]

I mean art in more of the analysis thereof?