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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[bigsmile]

i would never eat my crew.

( oddly specific. )

just can't remember the last time i saw you eat and now i'm wondering. what about spicy?

[senaka]

Hibernating fills my belly.

You'd eat someone else's crew?

[bigsmile]

?????

sleeping is not food.

and no, i'm never that hungry, even if that crew was made out of bread. it would just be too mean.

okay so not spicy. sweet?

[senaka]

There's no need to feed me like a fragile bird.

Or a hefty bird.

Or a bird of any kind, because you'd eat it.

[bigsmile]

i'm sensing an undercurrent of something here. did i eat your food? if i did it was an accident.

and i like you too much to eat you, even if you turned into a bird, so don't sweat it. no straw hat crew will be eaten on my watch.

would you eat sanji's food?

[senaka]

Is that a duress or extortion situation?

i'm crying lol

[bigsmile]

let me think....

...both?

my job here is done

[senaka]

I die a free man, tongue spared its dignity.

[bigsmile]

wow that's determination.

even if there was nothing else in the world left to eat?

[senaka]

I eat the hat.

1/2

[bigsmile]

[bigsmile]

hat isn't on the menu.

anyway you haven't even answered my question, what is it you like to eat? you gotta answer or i'm telling sanji you said you were starving.

[senaka]

So it is duress and extortion.

I'll eat when the wound wants it. No point rushing.

[bigsmile]

you got me.

one day i'll find out, when you least expect it. and then i'll make sure you have the BEST meal ever.

[senaka]

Growing me into your next anchor?

[bigsmile]

if anything, it's me that's the anchor.

but you'd do well as one in an emergency if you feel you have to.

[senaka]

I volunteer Nami as anchor tribute.

[bigsmile]

how would nami navigate as an anchor?

[senaka]

Underwater vision.

All that oceanic mapmaking to do.

[bigsmile]

i somehow don't think she'd agree to it. don't worry, we have a perfectly good anchor already. besides you don't eat enough to be one.

[senaka]

My soul leaving my body doesn't mean I'm withering away.

[bigsmile]

i'd like it if your soul stayed put. so you just survive on drinks then?

[senaka]

And bitterness, being right and regrets.

[bigsmile]

i didn't think there was a lot of that in the crew. and you don't miss real food?

( is fascinated by this. )

[senaka]

The blackest cockle of my shriveled heart gets a rare yearning.