tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

Comments

5

[notthatstraight]

I can help with 2 of those things.
Pick which ones are most important.

[noreasonneeded]

I’m hoping the wall deserved it. Or whatever body you’re burying behind it did.

[pursuitofcappiness]

No, no, this is making a lot more sense.

I'll be Banner.

Gale of Waterdeep | Baldur's Gate 3

[mystracal]

1. The only evidence I have of last night existing is a title page for a novel I tried writing called, "The Oyster Who Gave Up Drinking."

2. Oddly enough, my thighs are pretty tan. The part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.

3. I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm going to lock myself in there and shower for at least three days in sheer appreciation of it.

4. Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because she was "destined for the theatre," yes, I'm accusing you of stealing her.

5. [text him, misfires, make-your-own, etc.]

Jaskier | The Witcher (netflix) | OTA

[licensetotrill]

1. Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.

2. That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my lute.

3. My ex just saw me in his brother's bed. Fuck yes revenge feels good.

4. I find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right.

5. (Text first? Modern AU or weird magical texting idk)

[inspector_constable]

Right! Of course! Never heard that one but it's true. There's so much they have on Earth that they don't have in Heaven. Books, coffee, music... Aside from The Sound of Music, of course.

Do you miss it? All these things?

[brandingproblem]

nothing a little carpentry and money can't fix. less eventful still sounds nice. unless it wasn't.

6

[rainbound]

No, no, I do. You’re not wrong.

[loves_hypoing_jim]

not that you need it as you're beautiful and very stylish, but did they give you any good tips?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Yeah, I remember Scott.

Have you tried taking pictures in the mirror?

Also, trust me, Scott likes all your pictures.

[noreasonneeded]

Depends on how much you enjoy a little mystery and mayhem. With the chance for a large payout at the end. There might even be a rare book involved, the place does have a supposed impressive library.

[dawn_is_breaking]

9am and believe me it was hard, you were so adorable all conked out and snoring.

there is no impulse control on this ship!

[chibinasu]

He was supposed to stick to the list!

[pursuitofcappiness]

A real cheap one, you remember.

4

[standingonmyneck]

Sorry, I'm on a student budget. I can get some fresh water and glitter and we can pretend it's holy water.

[batsymbol]

( hm. )

Where do you want to stand?

1

[notthatstraight]

who got whom arrested?
I seem to recall that differently than you do.

[cohero]

It could be the hit, or the hit plus the tequila from earlier.
I may have been knocked sober.
I don't know.

[cartographie]

Sounds like you know how to lose 100 berry then.

its a valid thought tbqh

[fatalism]

[ well, an attempt was made on his name. it is wounded but not butchered. ]

fyodor will do, we need not be so formal with each other outside school.

[ too late ]

why godzilla and not mothra?

[kalashnikov]

i ain't putting out then.

1

[telekinesis_kills]

Last night while drunk, Eddie decided to demonstrate his latest new talent. I am at the hardware store purchasing spackle and interior paint, back soon.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well, who are you entering as?

[dawn_is_breaking]

No tips, they more mocked my night goggles and said my wings need to be more dramatic, but at least they all agreed I have an amazing ass.

[brandingproblem]

[Both is a very safe bet. Who asks for a battle ostrich sober?
...maybe don't answer that]

Yaaaaay the love can wait until ostrich has arrived