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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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peggy carter | mcu

[shieldingfoundation]

1.) Why are there forks in my wall?

2.) Anyone who takes a plate of chicken nuggets away from us is not to be trusted or slept with.

3.) He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly.

4.) He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reins me in. Which is to say, I could be here for a while.

5.) This might be the worst thing you've ever done.

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[telekinesis_kills]

Last night while drunk, Eddie decided to demonstrate his latest new talent. I am at the hardware store purchasing spackle and interior paint, back soon.

[shieldingfoundation]

Would that talent be ensuring I don't see a dime of my security deposit at the end of the lease? And where is Eddie now?

[telekinesis_kills]

Knife throwing. The forks were meant to be the lesser option...

I cannot tell you that if you're going to kick my bestie's ass.