tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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Jaskier | The Witcher (netflix) | OTA

[licensetotrill]

1. Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.

2. That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my lute.

3. My ex just saw me in his brother's bed. Fuck yes revenge feels good.

4. I find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right.

5. (Text first? Modern AU or weird magical texting idk)

I'm sorry for starting yet another thread!

[monstrocities]

Which ex? And do you need me to come get you?

...was it Eskel or Lambert?

never apologize! <3

[licensetotrill]

I'm hardly a damsel in need of rescue. ... Right now, anyway.

Which one is the redhead with the foul mouth that puts sailors to shame?

[monstrocities]

That's Lambert. Now is he the ex, or the brother?

And am I the ex? I'm confused about where this is going, Jask.

[licensetotrill]

You know what? I think I'm going to change the subject. How are you doing Geralt?

[monstrocities]

Jask, just because it’s an open relationship it doesn’t mean we’re exes. And I don’t care if you sleep with my brothers. What’s this about? Yennefer?