tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[pursuitofcappiness]

No, no, this is making a lot more sense.

I'll be Banner.

[dead_tongue]

you'll be extra cute as the nerdy one!

plus at least it's not the arrow guy. who let him on the team anyway? who is even in charge of assembling the avengers? is there an application process? because if arrow guy got on, I definitely could.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Hold on, I'm in charge of assembling the Avengers, and Clint's an integral part of the team.

[dead_tongue]

are you for real?

[pursuitofcappiness]

He comes up with good plans, he's brave, he never misses.

[dead_tongue]

I come up with good plans! I'd be a great Avenger.

[pursuitofcappiness]

You can always try out for the team, kid. But I gotta see you in action.

[dead_tongue]

flirt.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Wait, really?

[dead_tongue]

lol you are so fucking cute

[pursuitofcappiness]

I just need to know if that counts as flirting.

I really didn't mean it.

[dead_tongue]

you don't think I'm cute?

[pursuitofcappiness]

No, it's not that. But you know what's not attractive, making fun of my team.

[dead_tongue]

are you going to get upset because the arrow guy is objectively the least cool superhero to pretend to be?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Arrow Guy has a name. It's Clint. And you're not allowed on the team if you're gonna disparage the rest of the team.

[dead_tongue]

ok ok

jeez.

sorry.




YOU can be black widow if you want to.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Fine, I'll be Nat. I've still got a failed ops suit where they put me in entirely black leather to match; I didn't think it was stealthy.

[dead_tongue]

wait, really?
Isn't black harder to spot than other colours?

[pursuitofcappiness]

It was low-cut and very tight.

[dead_tongue]

you're killing me here.


hey uh so
I really am sorry I insulted your friends. They're like
Celebrities.

[pursuitofcappiness]

[ rollover if u want! ]