tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[pursuitofcappiness]

Hold on, I'm in charge of assembling the Avengers, and Clint's an integral part of the team.

[dead_tongue]

are you for real?

[pursuitofcappiness]

He comes up with good plans, he's brave, he never misses.

[dead_tongue]

I come up with good plans! I'd be a great Avenger.

[pursuitofcappiness]

You can always try out for the team, kid. But I gotta see you in action.

[dead_tongue]

flirt.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Wait, really?

[dead_tongue]

lol you are so fucking cute

[pursuitofcappiness]

I just need to know if that counts as flirting.

I really didn't mean it.

[dead_tongue]

you don't think I'm cute?

[pursuitofcappiness]

No, it's not that. But you know what's not attractive, making fun of my team.

[dead_tongue]

are you going to get upset because the arrow guy is objectively the least cool superhero to pretend to be?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Arrow Guy has a name. It's Clint. And you're not allowed on the team if you're gonna disparage the rest of the team.

[dead_tongue]

ok ok

jeez.

sorry.




YOU can be black widow if you want to.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Fine, I'll be Nat. I've still got a failed ops suit where they put me in entirely black leather to match; I didn't think it was stealthy.

[dead_tongue]

wait, really?
Isn't black harder to spot than other colours?

[pursuitofcappiness]

It was low-cut and very tight.

[dead_tongue]

you're killing me here.


hey uh so
I really am sorry I insulted your friends. They're like
Celebrities.

[pursuitofcappiness]

[ rollover if u want! ]