tfln.

[drunktexting]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

one ➝ post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject. two ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone. three ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own. four ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

Nano Shinonome | Nichijou

[all_wound_up]

help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something

Sakurako Shiina | Negima

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.

Yuna Akashi | Negima

[drank_the_milk]

im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid

Fumi Kanno | Devil Survivor 2

[terminally_clever]

The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.

Chie Satonaka | Persona 4

[footprints_on_your_face]

I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak

Kogasa Tatara | Touhou Project

[under_my_umbrella]

come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs

「ＣＡＰＴＡＩＮ」MARTIN CRIEFF ✈ cabin pressure

[flos]

n o judt pissed. wishing i had a baggage xart

Rochelle Goyle | Monster High

[obeirauxregles]

this is a mass text
does anyone know where I am

Codex/Cyd Sherman | The Guild

[egohalfempty]

It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.

Courier Six $$ Fallout New Vegas

[vivanewvegas]

I don't know whose chaps I'm wearing but you're not getting them back.

Natasha Romanoff | MCU

[oweadebt]

You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining.

Emma Swan • Once Upon A Time

[sheriffing]

I just got invited to go home with a married couple.

I am never wearing a dress again.

Hawke | Dragon Age 2

[questionablewit]

Just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?

Sgt. Eric Kocher | Generation Kill | OTA

[anticoulson]

I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.

Rise Kujikawa → Persona 4

[teasingly]

im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs

Aomine Daiki | Kuroko no Basuke

[ahomine]

when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed

Len Kagamine | Vocaloid (Spice!)

[spicing]

The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know

Yamamoto Takeshi | Katekyou Hitman Reborn!

[rainbro]

[ Option 1 ]
you are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today

[ Option 2 ]
i caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. it was over before i realized what was going on. and then i was just confused

Rikio Kamamoto | K

[flabby]

I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.

Mikoto Suoh | K

[kingflamer]

sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.

TOMMY CARCETTI ☑ the wire

[carcetti]

West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH

Owain | Fire Emblem Awakening | Some kind of Modern AU I guess!!

[dorkness]

I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.

tony stark → marvel cinema

[drank]

I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.

Éponine Thénardier | Les Misérables | Modern

[neverminetolose]

my dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me

integra hellsing | hellsing | ota

[divineduty]

The police scanner is talking about you again...