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the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

one ➝ post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
two ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone.
three ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
four ➝ fun time for all!

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no, she's well. she just had some face work done; pretty routine.

oh no. i'm so sorry. is she fine?

[ why didn't he mention this before? she would've visited his mum or... sent her some flowers. or something at least. ]

sounds lovely.

[ theresa doesn't really mind where they go. just being with him is nice. ]

oh I see I didn't ah. know that.

yes she's a little better. we're still keeping an eye on things though, popping in between jobs - I am at least.

no you don't. as far as you're aware, the queen of liechtenstein has always had that nose. she was born with that nose. she hasn't had any work done on it.

send my warm wishes to her, please.

in fact, why don't we stop to visit her sometime next week?

none whatsoever. got it.

that's a thought actually -- yes, she'd be delighted, if you'd like to. wokingham's just under an hour out of london.

i'd love to. though don't expect to meet my mother on this trip. she'd kill me if she looked less than stellar for my boyfriend

I'm sure it isn't all that bad --

[ says the bloke who kicks up such a fuss over his pilot's hat... ]

but I wouldn't want to upset her, certainly.

[ not to mention his lipstick. ]

you're sweet. has anyone told you that?

[ you better watch it, martin. you might have a beautiful, wealthy princess fall in love with you if you aren't careful. ]

wh

what? um....

[ well excuuuuse me princess you don't pull this SURPRISE COMPLIMENT thing and expect him to deal with it. ]

um no i

i don't think so you're probably the first

it's my personal business to tell you that more often then. it shall become an official edict if i should ever fail in that.

[ oh well, she's the princess and she can do whatever she wants. but, besides, how sweet and nice he is a fact and she is legitimately surprised that he doesn't get told that often. or once.

just because he and others hold him in such low regard doesn't mean it's true. ]

[ well Theresa he isn't exactly an angel... ]

official?? no no no no i really really don't think it's necessary but it's um

it's really nice of you to say so. thank you

[ oh yeah. martin deserves to be on interpol's most wanted, yeah sure. so bad. he's going to hell, don't you know? ]

i was joking martin. if i did that, then the king would do the same with all his little girlfriends. and we really don't need a "jackie is hot but bobby is a git" edict.

but you're welcome all the same.

[ o-oh of course she didn't mean anything really serious - his time with MJN, however, has made it so he can't really tell any more. ]

oh. well no i didn't really think it was but just in case... can't hurt to be sure!

[ they get themselves into small, little hijinks, it's not exactly like ocean's eleven.

this sort of makes her roll her eyes because geez. theresa isn't one to abuse her power -- that's her mother and brother's thing --, thus it would never happen. ]

it's a joke. i'm serious. i was merely implying that, since you're so sweet, it needs to be mentioned more often. and that your sweetness is so serious and great that it requires an edict.

[ more of the Fitton Four tbqh. ]

i know i know sorry things are just a little bit

hazy right now

not as bad as before though I mean earlier i couldn't even spell right

AND IT'S FOUR IN THE MORNING I'M SO SORRY I REALLY AM

[ she laughs a little. it's four o'clock in england right now but it's five here. and theresa is sitting on the edge of a private pool at the royal family's castle. ]

don't worry. i'm already up, but, you mister, get to bed. i don't envy the headache you'll sure to have.

well no reason for us not to go back to bed even then

I mean you to yours and me to mine and of course I'd go back to it if I was in it in the first place

no, no. some of us have an early start today.

[ well, she usually has an early start everyday. meetings to go to, lectures to give, kings to take to his afternoon fencing lesson. ]

oh

oH NO NO I really didn't mean to say you weren't doing anything of importance I just thought I'd woken you up because of you know, um. earlier

i would've gotten up even if you hadn't texted.

and i'm talking to you. that's important to me.

interrupted your morning routine, then. wouldn't have done that on purpose

oh

well um that's

thank you

it's important to me too

i mean getting to talk to you not your talking to me

no actually it was the talking it was all the talking

so what if i miss my morning swim? i'll simply pass on desert later.

well. good. i'm glad the pleasure isn't one-sided.

yes it's definitely pleasurable

NO NOT PLEASURABLE i mean it's

it's nice

it's very nice

isn't that... what pleasurable means?

yes and no

or well it's um

according to the dictionary it just means gratifying but it has ah

i don't really know how to put this

tfln.

howdy! np he's great. ditto for me. she doesn't get out too ofte

ahh yeah I don't forsee martin getting out much either ALSO I LOVE YOUR THERESA

oh don't worry. i'd play ALL my muses with him <3 omg THANK YOU askjd

she doesn't get too much airtime, but i love her ;3;

;o; i was so shocked to see her tbqh didn't think many people would play from cabin pressure!

well that's me. always playing love interests of the protagonist. and sadly you're right :c

aww damn. and yeah idk getting to thread with you and mjn_air up there is A+ already tho

just meeting other cabin pressure fans is a+ for me ;; idk a lot of people who listen to it

yeah me neither sob I've been sharing the love with Qikiqtarjuac tho!

i only know of one other internet friend who listen to it. and my bros too but sob ;;

share iiiiiit. it needs more love!

ok i'll plurk only it and gjacobs and my friends will grow so tired of it, they'll listen.

LMFAO HOW EXTREME

if you whine about it enough, people will listen. why aren't there more people doing this???

WELL IT CAN'T HURT TO TRY... MAYBE

theresa might try this concept out...

tell martin he's sweet until he gives up and gives in?

please. all she has to do is look at him and he crumbles ;;

terrible. the things she does to him.........

yes the terrible, sexy things she does to him..... we all feel for you martin ;;

yes exactly martin is rather hopeless at dealing with sexy .............

is that why he's so awkward?

one of the reasons perhaps. also you're setting yourself up for this response aren't you

no! yes. it's an accident. GERMAN IS HER FIRST LANGUAGE OK.

fair enough

then again, martin's first language is english and he cocks it up all the time ;;

HE ONLY COCKS UP THE ORDER OF HIS WORDS sometimes...

.................. remind me why she likes him again?

you're asking me?? I got nothin'

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