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[drunktexting]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

one ➝ post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject. two ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone. three ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own. four ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

[anonyme]

I just hope you aren't hurt. That's all.

[neverminetolose]

I said sex bruises. What you think-- oh my god, do you seriously think he would do that to me? That my father would let him get away with that? Are you fucking kidding me?

[anonyme]

I only know him by reputation (and Facebook profile) and I don't like what I know.

Your father is not exactly delicate with you, either.

[neverminetolose]

I've been fucking him since I was fifteen. Relax.
My father wouldn't let Montparnasse do that to me. This is a guy I willingly sleep with. My entire life is not a huge giant tragedy. I can have agency in deciding who I sleep with.

[anonyme]

More news I did not need.

I didn't say that. I was just expressing concern. And you asked why. And I told you.

[neverminetolose]

Wanna know how I lost my virginity?

You were implying. Sorry, I'm a raging slut. If you didn't know.

[anonyme]

Not particularly.

Wasn't saying that either.

[neverminetolose]

Good. I'm not sharing.

Then what were you saying? Spell it out. Plain English.

[anonyme]

Thank goodness.

Whatever your level of promiscuity, on which I pass no judgment, I was more concerned that the bruising may not have been consented to.

[neverminetolose]

You thought Parnasse raped me, which you could add to your ongoing list of Tragedies in Eponine's Life. Fuck you.

He has NEVER touched me in a way I don't want him to.Stop treating me like I need saving from all the men in my life.

[anonyme]

I did not think that, at all, as I am (unfortunately) aware that you make love to him, on occasion.

Never mind. You're fine, I can tell. Please accept my apologies and cancel my concern.

[neverminetolose]

We don't make love, we fuck. I've never "made love" to anyone. That's such a gross way of saying it, you sound like Cosette.

You're being sarcastic.

[anonyme]

You have your euphemisms, I have mine.

I do not actually wish to retract my concern, so, yes.

[neverminetolose]

Yours make you sound like a five year old.

What? Do you want me to sit down and confirm all of your suspicions? Tell you that i spend my weekends on the corner of 14th and houston? What has R told you anyway? I can handle myself.

[anonyme]

On the contrary. When I was five, I refused to refer to it, at all.

I'm not sure what you're trying to do. I was only asking, in so many words, if you were all right.

For the record, R tells me nothing.

[neverminetolose]

that explains a lot.

I'm trying to get you to full on admit every assumption you have about me, my friends, and my lifestyle. So I can stop second guessing and you can stop sounding stupid.

Good.

[or something like that.]

[anonyme]

Do most five year olds speak of it?

I have no negative assumptions. I only know that you put yourself into harm's way more often than you ought and prefer that no one calls you on this.

Not terribly.

[neverminetolose]

where I come from.

I call bullshit. You know my family and what we do.

For me at least.

[anonyme]

Ah.

I stand my ground. Because I am familiar with your family.

Well, all right. For you.

[neverminetolose]

why do you have so much faith in me?

[anonyme]

You are my friend and a good person.

[neverminetolose]

I'm not a good person.

[anonyme]

Obviously, I beg to differ.

[neverminetolose]

Please don't. R knows enough that it's a miracle he still can stand the sight of me.

[anonyme]

Why do you always expect us to think the worst?