tfln.

[drunktexting]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

one ➝ post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject. two ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone. three ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own. four ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

[hattergonnahat]

You're really never wearing it again?

[sheriffing]

Think I'll go home and burn it.

[hattergonnahat]

You're breaking my heart here.

[sheriffing]

It's not your heart that's interested.

[hattergonnahat]

Says the woman blaming the dress.

[sheriffing]

It's the dress' fault.

[hattergonnahat]

That people find you attractive?

[sheriffing]

You can stop trying to get laid now.

[hattergonnahat]

I'm hurt that's what you think this is about.

[sheriffing]

I know that's what this is about.

[hattergonnahat]

And why is that?

[sheriffing]

Because you want the dress to not die in a fire, and I already planned the fire.

[hattergonnahat]

That's not untrue, but I'll repeat. It's not the dress.

[sheriffing]

Shut up, Jefferson.