tfln.

[drunktexting]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

one ➝ post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject. two ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone. three ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own. four ➝ fun time for all!

Comments

[hattergonnahat]

I know you can. It's the linger air of 'I will shove my boot up your ass' that tends to dissuade people from saying so aloud.

You make that dress look incredible. I see why they risked it.

[sheriffing]

Right.

[hattergonnahat]

You're really never wearing it again?

[sheriffing]

Think I'll go home and burn it.

[hattergonnahat]

You're breaking my heart here.

[sheriffing]

It's not your heart that's interested.

[hattergonnahat]

Says the woman blaming the dress.

[sheriffing]

It's the dress' fault.

[hattergonnahat]

That people find you attractive?

[sheriffing]

You can stop trying to get laid now.

[hattergonnahat]

I'm hurt that's what you think this is about.

[sheriffing]

I know that's what this is about.

[hattergonnahat]

And why is that?

[sheriffing]

Because you want the dress to not die in a fire, and I already planned the fire.

[hattergonnahat]

That's not untrue, but I'll repeat. It's not the dress.

[sheriffing]

Shut up, Jefferson.