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sounds wild.

it isnt really

a cart wouldnt' move quite as fast as a truck

saying that automatically makes it so.

in any case, why would you need a cart to move as fast as a truck? i would think that a plane can't leave without its captain.

oh no iwas just saying it woudlnt

anyway we arent flyign today so thats all right i sppose

Edited (accidentally my html) 2013-05-27 05:34 (UTC)

a shame.

good, good. you shouldn't text while driving, and i'm sure that goes double for flying an aeroplane.

well

if youw anted wild there are always mtorbikes

adn no ofcoruse not we arent' to use mobiles on planes thts far too dangreours

Edited 2013-05-27 13:34 (UTC)

[ the mention of "motorbikes" makes her pause for a moment to check that this really is martin texting. not one of those yahoo suitors that steal her phone number in an attempt to get close to her. ]

motorbikes?

then what are you doing that's causing such horrendous spelling and grammar mistakes?

yes motrobikes those loud lttle zippy thingds okay maybe not so little but yes

and i

well

you kno w ithikn it may be the scothc but i could be wron g

yes, those are what i had in mind. i just never presumed you were the type to ride those.

that's logical to assume, yes.

well iwasnt and I dont' drink a lt eithre but th lads aer so insitetnt

aparently one of them spottdm e at cryodon and now theyre all like

PILOT CHAP GOT HSMIESELF A GIRLFIREND and with thats the asusmption that i know how to

"live a litte"" hencet he drinks and the joyrifding

but I DONT' shes not my girlfriend shes reallu really ncie though

so... she's not your girlfriend? was this just an act to see how long you could pull one over the princess of liechtenstein? AM I THE BUTT OF YOUR JOKES?

[ she's in vaduz, but martin can probably hear her roaring. ]

n o but iwish s she was

i guess

ahgn on youre

OHN

NO I DIDNT MEAN

T HERESA??????????????????

yes, that is me. but please do continue. i'd love to hear what you think about your girlfriend, and the offers you've gotten from various medias.

[ liechtenstein may not have a military anymore, but the vast population can still kick the asses of adorable, hotshot pilots like him. ]

NO YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG I SWEAR i mean it

wait media WHAT MEDIA

theresa

theresa are you there I'm so sorry I'm an idiot please don't be angry

that's not to say you can't because it's completely in your right to be but

but please don't all the same

[ n o p e she's ignoring that. clearly, he's just trying to cover his tracks. his ruse has been discovered, the cat's out of the bag, the curtain has been pulled back. and it's not a nice man there; just a git. ]

did you know that people are at their most truthful while inebriated?

and don't play dumb please. the media: newspapers, telly, radio, the internet. you know full well what i mean.

[ WELL he's also capable of scrolling up and so he does

to see what he's said right up there before he lost the ability to be calm BUT HE IS, HE IS --

and there it is: "I wish she was" and - and -

this is far too embarrassing because he's just sort of admitted he does like her but she's obviously not seen it, thank goodness for small miracles (or is it, really?) and anyway why would she even like him back? obviously there isn't much point in bringing that up, and so all he says, after a while, is - ]

I didn't tell a soul.

[ with as much as her mother acts like a princess and has a fiery temper, theresa has one just as hot and blinding. so, of course, she doesn't remember the "i wish she was" bit. while martin gets a serious case of "foot in mouth"-ivitis, theresa gets "blinding rage"... -ivitis. of course, a woman gets mad when a man tells her they aren't boyfriend and girlfriend. ]

but you were, weren't you?! yes, of course.

i'm just glad i uncovered your little subterfuge before i really started to like you.

[ beyond that, though, she's depressed and angry as hell. god, she just wants to drown in some ice cream now ;; ]

Edited (typo i'm the worst sometimes askjd) 2013-05-27 17:57 (UTC)

[ there's a reason why he isn't very good with the girls.

and well, there you've done it, Martin Crieff. gone off and ruined everything like a right old sod. ]

no I honestly didn't tell a soul I promise

I know it's

it's not convincing at all and you'd be fully justified in ignoring this but I really didn't I promise it was just

no subject

shrieks

:3

claws at face

smooches at face

cries and obviously he has no idea who he's texting...

sobs and martin crieff; professor of awkward boyfriends 101

no doubt a trait her serene highness finds charmingly endearing, clearly

she does actually. she finds it and martin cute ;;

oh good lord she is most precious also how do you decipher this shit SORRY BTW

she's the knight in shining armor martin's been waiting for ;; and it's ok i got it.

CRYING LAUGHTER also 1/many... a few... because he never reads all the way

until now

that is

and here he's dropped his mobile

hopefully not into his drink

because that would suck also I'M DONE and jesus christ i need more icons for this

askjlds MARTIN she's going to tell their future kids about this. FYI.

this is a sobering experience and OH NO PLEASE DON'T............

d...ecided to add on another for posterity

ok ok ok sorry sorry!!

no i'm sorry for adding things on last minute!! ;o; and jfc martin is in such distress rn jsyk

no it's ok! we just reenacted theresa/martin's relationship ooc ;; omg alskd

no subject

1/2.. or 3 and oh god you're right we did... smashes face into hands