them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
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diana prince | DC | ota

[avatarfortruth]

[mjollni]

hey can i ask for a favor?
feel free to say no

[avatarfortruth]

Of course.
What can I do for you?

[mjollni]

i was wondering if you could teach me some fighting moves
i know with the hammer i don't need them but
what if i don't have the hammer on me or i lose it
it broke once it could break again
so basically i'd be eternally grateful if you could show me just some basic moves
nothing too complicated but enough to defend myself

[avatarfortruth]

I would be honored to train with you.
You have a warrior's spirit. That is far more important than any weapon, even one so powerful as Mjolnir.

[mjollni]

pretty sure my warrior spirit can't shoot lightning
i kid haha
let me repay you in someway
i can buy you a drink
the bar on new asgard makes a mai tai that'll knock your socks off
and it's asgardian alcohol so it's stronger

[avatarfortruth]

You will not require lightning when we've completed our training.

[ it is still extremely cool, however. ]

That would be more than satisfactory.
Especially in your company.

[ is this flirting?? ]

[mjollni]

girls night
drink, dance, it'll be fun!
you'll have to show me some amazonian dance moves
with a body like yours i bet you're a great dancer

( is this flirting??? )

[avatarfortruth]

I do very much enjoy dancing. Celebrations on Themyscira always involved music and dance.

[ Also, often, making out with ladies. ]

If you'll show me some modern Western ones in return. I always learn better with hands on experience.

[ They're both so good at flirting! ]

[mjollni]

( themyscira is truly a paradise. )

haha prepare yourself for my awkward dancing
you're going to watch me dance and think "is she drunk?" and the answer is no
i don't have control over my body like you do
you are very graceful

( and very hot. )

[avatarfortruth]

Grace is not required. Dancing is meant to bring joy.

I admit, I'm curious to see you a little unrestrained. You're usually quite controlled.

[mjollni]

i could say the same for you
you have this otherworldly presence thats very attractive

( oops did she say that aloud )

but it'll be fun to cut loose :)

[avatarfortruth]

Then it is a date.

[ That's the right term for fighting, then dancing, right? ]

A training session followed by revelry: are you certain you aren't an Amazon?

[ It's also pretty prevalent in the Norse pantheon, but she's not going to split hairs. ]

[mjollni]

i don't think so
you'll have to teach me how to be a proper amazon then
fighting, dancing, what else do you do for fun?

[avatarfortruth]

Occasionally, we tame or conquer mythological beasts.

But there's a great deal of time spent simply enjoying one another's company. Bathing in the pools. Sitting together and speaking. Dining together.
And so on.

[mjollni]

( "and so on." jane can read between the lines. )

did you ever engage in those activities?

[gadabouts]

I'm sorry I wasn't able to make time for you at the museum's gala.

[avatarfortruth]

As am I, to have missed you.
You were quite the belle of the ball.

[gadabouts]

Somehow, I've become catnip for old donors. Not sure why.

[avatarfortruth]

It's undoubtedly your expertise in the area and the many entertaining stories you have of your adventures.

You are also quite charming.

[gadabouts]

Well, I'll take what I can get. You'd certainly know about charm, Miss Prince.

[avatarfortruth]

Such modesty. I'm certain I saw you in the midst of a group of thoroughly attentive older ladies, all of whom seemed most eager to offer you their... support.

I've learned much about it since coming to Man's World, yes. For example, that it seems to come naturally to some, while others must work for it.

[gadabouts]

It's flattering, but they're not the ones who have my attention in return.

It seems to come very naturally to you.

[avatarfortruth]

What a shame, for them.

If that's the case, I expect I won't be wanting for companionship at the next gala. And perhaps you'll be able to offer your attention to the one who has caught it.

[gadabouts]

Perhaps.

Though we don't need to wait for the next gala. And I think I owe you at least a drink.