them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[mjollni]

we don't have to go to a bar
we can have drinks at my place
i can show you my bad drunk dancing there and you can show me those amazon dance moves
if you want

[avatarfortruth]

That sounds like an even more appealing plan.

When should I come by?

[mjollni]

whenever you want
i'm a fast flyer so i can be there whenever
i have to ask, how many of those amazon dance moves you were going to show me are suitable only for adults?

[avatarfortruth]

The vast majority.
In fact, many of them expressly recommend a lack of clothing.

[mjollni]

like none at all?
wow
i'm glad you're not showing it to me in public then haha

[avatarfortruth]

Man's world has such a strange disapproval of nudity.

[mjollni]

you know what you're right
maybe i'll follow the amazon way and start by not wearing any clothes when you come over
would that be okay with you??

[avatarfortruth]

I believe I would enjoy that greatly.
Why don't I make my way over now, if you aren't busy?