them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[mjollni]

hey can i ask for a favor?
feel free to say no

[avatarfortruth]

Of course.
What can I do for you?

[mjollni]

i was wondering if you could teach me some fighting moves
i know with the hammer i don't need them but
what if i don't have the hammer on me or i lose it
it broke once it could break again
so basically i'd be eternally grateful if you could show me just some basic moves
nothing too complicated but enough to defend myself

[avatarfortruth]

I would be honored to train with you.
You have a warrior's spirit. That is far more important than any weapon, even one so powerful as Mjolnir.

[mjollni]

pretty sure my warrior spirit can't shoot lightning
i kid haha
let me repay you in someway
i can buy you a drink
the bar on new asgard makes a mai tai that'll knock your socks off
and it's asgardian alcohol so it's stronger

[avatarfortruth]

You will not require lightning when we've completed our training.

[ it is still extremely cool, however. ]

That would be more than satisfactory.
Especially in your company.

[ is this flirting?? ]

[mjollni]

girls night
drink, dance, it'll be fun!
you'll have to show me some amazonian dance moves
with a body like yours i bet you're a great dancer

( is this flirting??? )

[avatarfortruth]

I do very much enjoy dancing. Celebrations on Themyscira always involved music and dance.

[ Also, often, making out with ladies. ]

If you'll show me some modern Western ones in return. I always learn better with hands on experience.

[ They're both so good at flirting! ]

[mjollni]

( themyscira is truly a paradise. )

haha prepare yourself for my awkward dancing
you're going to watch me dance and think "is she drunk?" and the answer is no
i don't have control over my body like you do
you are very graceful

( and very hot. )

[avatarfortruth]

Grace is not required. Dancing is meant to bring joy.

I admit, I'm curious to see you a little unrestrained. You're usually quite controlled.

[mjollni]

i could say the same for you
you have this otherworldly presence thats very attractive

( oops did she say that aloud )

but it'll be fun to cut loose :)

[avatarfortruth]

Then it is a date.

[ That's the right term for fighting, then dancing, right? ]

A training session followed by revelry: are you certain you aren't an Amazon?

[ It's also pretty prevalent in the Norse pantheon, but she's not going to split hairs. ]

[mjollni]

i don't think so
you'll have to teach me how to be a proper amazon then
fighting, dancing, what else do you do for fun?

[avatarfortruth]

Occasionally, we tame or conquer mythological beasts.

But there's a great deal of time spent simply enjoying one another's company. Bathing in the pools. Sitting together and speaking. Dining together.
And so on.

[mjollni]

( "and so on." jane can read between the lines. )

did you ever engage in those activities?

[avatarfortruth]

Frequently.
Perhaps you'd enjoy partaking in them, as well.

[mjollni]

we don't have to go to a bar
we can have drinks at my place
i can show you my bad drunk dancing there and you can show me those amazon dance moves
if you want

[avatarfortruth]

That sounds like an even more appealing plan.

When should I come by?

[mjollni]

whenever you want
i'm a fast flyer so i can be there whenever
i have to ask, how many of those amazon dance moves you were going to show me are suitable only for adults?

[avatarfortruth]

The vast majority.
In fact, many of them expressly recommend a lack of clothing.

[mjollni]

like none at all?
wow
i'm glad you're not showing it to me in public then haha

[avatarfortruth]

Man's world has such a strange disapproval of nudity.

[mjollni]

you know what you're right
maybe i'll follow the amazon way and start by not wearing any clothes when you come over
would that be okay with you??

[avatarfortruth]

I believe I would enjoy that greatly.
Why don't I make my way over now, if you aren't busy?