them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[avatarfortruth]

You will not require lightning when we've completed our training.

[ it is still extremely cool, however. ]

That would be more than satisfactory.
Especially in your company.

[ is this flirting?? ]

[mjollni]

girls night
drink, dance, it'll be fun!
you'll have to show me some amazonian dance moves
with a body like yours i bet you're a great dancer

( is this flirting??? )

[avatarfortruth]

I do very much enjoy dancing. Celebrations on Themyscira always involved music and dance.

[ Also, often, making out with ladies. ]

If you'll show me some modern Western ones in return. I always learn better with hands on experience.

[ They're both so good at flirting! ]

[mjollni]

( themyscira is truly a paradise. )

haha prepare yourself for my awkward dancing
you're going to watch me dance and think "is she drunk?" and the answer is no
i don't have control over my body like you do
you are very graceful

( and very hot. )

[avatarfortruth]

Grace is not required. Dancing is meant to bring joy.

I admit, I'm curious to see you a little unrestrained. You're usually quite controlled.

[mjollni]

i could say the same for you
you have this otherworldly presence thats very attractive

( oops did she say that aloud )

but it'll be fun to cut loose :)

[avatarfortruth]

Then it is a date.

[ That's the right term for fighting, then dancing, right? ]

A training session followed by revelry: are you certain you aren't an Amazon?

[ It's also pretty prevalent in the Norse pantheon, but she's not going to split hairs. ]

[mjollni]

i don't think so
you'll have to teach me how to be a proper amazon then
fighting, dancing, what else do you do for fun?

[avatarfortruth]

Occasionally, we tame or conquer mythological beasts.

But there's a great deal of time spent simply enjoying one another's company. Bathing in the pools. Sitting together and speaking. Dining together.
And so on.

[mjollni]

( "and so on." jane can read between the lines. )

did you ever engage in those activities?

[avatarfortruth]

Frequently.
Perhaps you'd enjoy partaking in them, as well.

[mjollni]

we don't have to go to a bar
we can have drinks at my place
i can show you my bad drunk dancing there and you can show me those amazon dance moves
if you want

[avatarfortruth]

That sounds like an even more appealing plan.

When should I come by?

[mjollni]

whenever you want
i'm a fast flyer so i can be there whenever
i have to ask, how many of those amazon dance moves you were going to show me are suitable only for adults?

[avatarfortruth]

The vast majority.
In fact, many of them expressly recommend a lack of clothing.

[mjollni]

like none at all?
wow
i'm glad you're not showing it to me in public then haha

[avatarfortruth]

Man's world has such a strange disapproval of nudity.

[mjollni]

you know what you're right
maybe i'll follow the amazon way and start by not wearing any clothes when you come over
would that be okay with you??

[avatarfortruth]

I believe I would enjoy that greatly.
Why don't I make my way over now, if you aren't busy?