them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[gadabouts]

It's flattering, but they're not the ones who have my attention in return.

It seems to come very naturally to you.

[avatarfortruth]

What a shame, for them.

If that's the case, I expect I won't be wanting for companionship at the next gala. And perhaps you'll be able to offer your attention to the one who has caught it.

[gadabouts]

Perhaps.

Though we don't need to wait for the next gala. And I think I owe you at least a drink.