them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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katy chen | mcu

[vegs]

[monicahhh]

help me settle an argument?

[vegs]

sure
love settling arguments
it's my fav thing to do

[monicahhh]

thanks
knew i could count on you

showing your tits for free pizza
prostitution or not?

[vegs]

i think plato wrote about this......
lol
idk
i guess it depends on what kind of pizza, how much pizza, who you're flashing
and also how your tits look
i mean some people prefer big titties or small ones or both
let me see yours so i can tell

[monicahhh]

[What, does she think Monica wouldn't send over a topless bathroom selfie? Damn right she does, and they are... medium size titties. Could be big or small, depends on your point of view. Nice perky nipples, though.]

traded that picture for a large
extra cheese, sausage, peppers, onions
and it was good as fuck my dude

1/2

[vegs]

wow ok
yeah for sure thats worth a large pizza
and cheese sticks lol
it was just a pic right?

[vegs]

to settle the argument no its not prostitution
buuuuut this is coming from someone who traded blowjobs for a semester worth of danishes
and girl you better believe i took advantage ot that lol 😜😜
who were you having his argument with anyways?

[monicahhh]

shit should i have held out for cheese sticks too?
yeah just that one pic
if anyone's getting hands on my boobs i want like a t-bone

and yes thank you!
i'm arguing that its only prostitution if someone's gonna come
which uhhh i'd say makes your adventures in bjs for donuts complicated
and i'm just arguing with a friend who has neither pizza nor nudes
so who came out ahead here?

[vegs]

not doughnuts, danishes
handmade puff pastry and cream
that lamination was crazy yo
but that was college and i have standards now as to what i'll put my mouth on
because i'm an adult
and obviously you and the pizza person came out ahead cos you got your pizza and the person got nudes
and also me!
i came out ahead!!
btw completely unrelated how big of a t-bone does it take to touch your boobs??is it like ozs to ozs

[webbs]

making out at pride was dope
we should do it again

also hi what's your name?

[vegs]

aw man my names gone??
that's the last time i use eyeshadow to write my info on someone
but hey you still got my number so all good lol
its katy

[webbs]

yeah it was smudged and i was ready for this to be real awkward for some rando

penny
i'm penny

[vegs]

( oh shit she thought her name was patty 😬😬😬 )

nah man it's all good
you always run the risk of awkwardness when you makeout with some rando
it was nice tho so it wasn't a bad idea lol
was that your first pride?

[webbs]

[ she gets that a lot, tbh. ]

first where i could drink

[vegs]

well i'm glad i was a part of it lol
we should get drinks or some food sometime
if you're up for it
or we could skip it and make out again haha
i mean if you're up for that

[webbs]

i mean both?
both are good options
but i'm just saying i bet your lap is really comfy

[vegs]

best seat in the house lol
i would love if you sat on my lap
i didn't have an opportunity to check but your butt looked amazing
10/10

[ryzhaya]

Y'know, I slipped my number into the pocket of that cute valet uniform almost a week ago.
I'm a little disappointed you haven't called; was I too subtle with my flirting or should I have pushed you into the car and done a strip-tease on the hood?

[vegs]

😅😅
oh damn ok ngl i thought it was a fake number or that it was from one of those old guys you were with
i get alot of those
the old guy numbers not the fake ones
i'm really sorry!!
is there anyway i can make it up to you

[ryzhaya]

Nope, very much a real number.
You must've been distracted when I slipped it to you; I did notice your eyes tended to wander a little.

Huh, I don't know.
How can you make it up to me?

[vegs]

i think i was thinking that i was hallucinating or had died and gone to heaven lol
you mentioned a strip tease
i could do one for you
or i could eat you out in the back of an expensive car
i know a couple cars whose owners wouldn't notice if they were gone for several hours ;)

[ryzhaya]

You're not in heaven just yet, but play your cards right...

Both ideas have merit.
But much as I like the idea of your head between my legs, leather squeaking and car shaking as I slap my hand against the window and tighten my fingers into your hair...
...I do have an apartment. Much more space to... stretch out, y'know?

[vegs]

haha true true
cars aren't as spacious like they are in fake taxi
2nd mkst disappointing thing about those videos
i wanna get a good look at you
i've fantasized for years about you in that black costume

[ryzhaya]

Never had the privilege of catching an episode. What's the first most disappointing thing?

Well, since you're such a fan...

[ It takes a minute or two, but Natasha squeezes into that tight black suit for a selfie... although she's never gone into combat with the front zipped down so much, with her lush cleavage on full display and a smile brimming with devious mischief. ]