them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[webbs]

[ her brain's just going to sort of short-circuit for a moment. ]

yes
yes that'll work
very pride
the pridest

[vegs]

lol
did i come on too strong??
sorry
is this your first time with a girl?
or period?

[webbs]

no it's not!
definitely not
it was just kinda awkward the first time
fumbling

[vegs]

yeah it usually is so don't sweat it
would this be your second time?

[webbs]

depending on how you define time i guess?
i don't sweat it

[vegs]

( katy would define it as "did she cum?" )

well w/e
we'll get drinks, head back to my place, and you get ride my face
i'll make you sweat looool
or we can take it slow and just talk or makeout
up to you

[webbs]

i do like making out
and also getting drinks
and seeing you?

[vegs]

hell yeah
saame lol
i'll even wear that spidergirl shirt again
you seemed to like it so much so why nkt

[webbs]

you know it was partly the shirt
and partly the cutout you had

[vegs]

everyone likes sailor neptune lol
basically an easy signal to everyone that i'm a cute girl who likes other cute girls please makeout with me while moon revenge plays int he background lol

[webbs]

oh yeah that too
i meant how you cut out the neckline and showed off your tits
but sailor neptune is pretty cool too

i mean i'm cute and made out with you so it worked

[vegs]

oh yeah lmaoooo
you know what
maybe i'll skip the shirt huh
i mean it'll just get in the way and i'll be able to show off my tits properly

[webbs]

but then you lose out on the mystique
the tease
the allure of the unknown
what's under the shirt? could be anything!!!

[vegs]

tits
amazing tits
thats whats under the shirt lol
real mystique is what's under the shorts
do the panties match the bra oooooh who knows

[webbs]

honestly?
the shorts are tight enough that it's not much of a mystery
👀👀

[vegs]

the whale tail probably didn't help keep the mystique either lol

( it's coming back you know. )

[webbs]

it's pride
we're all allowed fashion choices

[vegs]

got a hottie to makeout with me and opened the door to something more so it worked
tbh i usually don't wear underwear so you caught me on an off day
but i still have other thongs
like an edible one ;)

[webbs]

honestly i've never got the appeal?
just kinda sounds unsanitary

[vegs]

ngl samee
but some people like it so hey you know
have them to wear just in case
i'll skip underwear altogether

[webbs]

maybe i will too.
you know
equality

[vegs]

:)
so if it does escalate beyond makeout i won't have to deal with your panties and i can get right to fingering you

[webbs]

although
maybe
on second thought
one of us should be able to have some mystery
evocative
ooh la la and all

[vegs]

lol like what
one of us wear a mask

[webbs]

what??
no

i'm gonna wear my panties
so you can take them off