them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[vegs]

not doughnuts, danishes
handmade puff pastry and cream
that lamination was crazy yo
but that was college and i have standards now as to what i'll put my mouth on
because i'm an adult
and obviously you and the pizza person came out ahead cos you got your pizza and the person got nudes
and also me!
i came out ahead!!
btw completely unrelated how big of a t-bone does it take to touch your boobs??is it like ozs to ozs

[monicahhh]

that's just donuts with extra effort, my dude
i mean don't get me wrong, sucking a dick for a whole semester of them is a good deal
but still a donut

yeah see exactly!!
i got pizza, they get something to jerk off to later
tit for tat
and if you want tit i want like a 32oz steak
or hear me out
what if we touched each others boobs?
preserve the balance of the universe

[vegs]

tit for tat huh
so you touch my tits i touch yours
you ride my face i ride yours

( something something perfectly balanced. )

[monicahhh]

you fuck me with your favorite strap on, i fuck you with mine
everyone comes out ahead, everyone's satisfied

[As all things should be, etc.]

[vegs]

haha yeah i intend everyone to be satisfied
are you ok having your hair pulled?
cos theres nothing i'd like more than you grabbing a fistful of my hair as you fuck me from behind ;)
you know tit and tat

[monicahhh]

i hope so
i mean, i'm cool with orgasm denial bdsm stuff, but let's save that for later
and yeah babe, pull on my hair
i'll pull on yours
want me to spank your ass too while i'm back there?

[vegs]

hell yeah spank me
as long as you promise to kiss it and make it feel better 😘
but not before you fuck my brains out
this pussy is all yours babe

[monicahhh]

oh i'll do more than kiss that ass
(i mean if ur into butt stuff lol)
alright so apparently we're fuckbuddies now
i am okay with this turn of events

[vegs]

we'll see
maybe we'll have so much fun that my pussy will be too sore and we'll have to do something else
LMAO like you didn't plan this from the beginning
what other response was i going to have after seeing those gorgeous tits but want to suck them
btw

( a picture of katy's tits. they're larger than monica's but not shot as well because of the lighting and position. she's laying on her couch with her t-shirt pulled up (and pants down but shhhh). )