them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[vegs]

i think i was thinking that i was hallucinating or had died and gone to heaven lol
you mentioned a strip tease
i could do one for you
or i could eat you out in the back of an expensive car
i know a couple cars whose owners wouldn't notice if they were gone for several hours ;)

[ryzhaya]

You're not in heaven just yet, but play your cards right...

Both ideas have merit.
But much as I like the idea of your head between my legs, leather squeaking and car shaking as I slap my hand against the window and tighten my fingers into your hair...
...I do have an apartment. Much more space to... stretch out, y'know?

[vegs]

haha true true
cars aren't as spacious like they are in fake taxi
2nd mkst disappointing thing about those videos
i wanna get a good look at you
i've fantasized for years about you in that black costume

[ryzhaya]

Never had the privilege of catching an episode. What's the first most disappointing thing?

Well, since you're such a fan...

[ It takes a minute or two, but Natasha squeezes into that tight black suit for a selfie... although she's never gone into combat with the front zipped down so much, with her lush cleavage on full display and a smile brimming with devious mischief. ]

[vegs]

1st being that a hot girl doesn't pick you up and give you a free ride

( immediate heat. )

wo w
like wow
you could stop an army looking like that
god
fuck

( sorry but the sight of black fucking widow natasha romanoff in her costume giving full cleavage has made her incoherent. )

[ryzhaya]

You know what they say about free rides, right?

Less interested in stopping an army and more interested in getting you going.
Mission accomplished, by the way.

[vegs]

you get fucked?
absolutely i'm going
already was going when you first texted and now with you in that outfit??
goddamn
but you know as much as i love that outfit i'm more interested in what's underneath that

[ryzhaya]

"Nobody rides for free"
Good girl; I'll leave the door unlocked.

I'm still going to take my time slipping out of it. Think you'll be able to keep your hands to yourself, or do I need to tie you up?

[vegs]

maybe
what would you do to me if i was tied up ;)

[ryzhaya]

Hm, what would I do...
I suppose I'd keep the lights down low, but not too low. I'd use my lingerie for restraints.
And then I'd work on making you bed to untie you. I'd tease and tempt you into crying out, pleading... maybe I'd strip slowly for you, drifitng close enough for you to feel the warmth of my body but just far enough that you can't touch me...

Or maybe I'll need to feel that touch. Maybe I'll straddle you in that chair and get you to make your case with your lips fastening around my tits, your tongue rolling over my nipples...

The third possibility is you don't get to touch me, but I touch you. I tear your clothes off without untuing you and make you beg by kissing and nibbling by way over across the landscape of your body, inching closer to your pretty... little... cunt.

I'm a little undecided, I guess.

[vegs]

ngl i'm a little undecided too tho i' partial to the one where i suck your tits
can i confess something?
i spent many nights in high school and college with my fingers in my cunt thinking about your tits and without fail it'd end with me screaming into my pillow
if i make my case does it mean i can taste your sweet cunt??
i've been told i'm a very good and persuasive orator 😘

[ryzhaya]

Well, Katy... I think I want to hear that confession again, whispered in my ear while I fill you with my fingers, making you squirm and struggle to get every word out...
Think I'll make those dreams come true, but you won't be screaming into a pillow. You'll be screaming into my tits until you need to come up for air or pass out.

Depends on how well you make your case, but I'm so very willing to be persuaded.
And I have faith in your lips and tongue.