them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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Comments

[webbs]

i mean both?
both are good options
but i'm just saying i bet your lap is really comfy

[vegs]

best seat in the house lol
i would love if you sat on my lap
i didn't have an opportunity to check but your butt looked amazing
10/10

[webbs]

you can check
get really hands on

you looked great too
i didn't even know they made spider-girl shirts

[ and she's. kinda freaking out about it, tbh. ]

[vegs]

oh yeah i'll definitely get my hands on it
lol thanks
i stained my original shirt so the spidergirl shirt was a replacement from a friend
but it made my tits look amazing and got a cute girl to makeout with me so i maaay keep it

( third reason: spider-girl looks hot in her tight costume and that's reason enough to be a fan. but katy will forever stan shang-chi. sorry spider-girl 😅 )

[webbs]

they really did
10/10 would ogle again

[vegs]

well you can do more than ogle them
lucky you

[webbs]

extremely lucky!!
one might say spectacularly so

[vegs]

you and me both
it's not every pride parade that ends with me hooking up with a hot girl
but like isn't that the meaning of pride month lol
i'll do everyone proud by eating you out hows that?

[webbs]

[ her brain's just going to sort of short-circuit for a moment. ]

yes
yes that'll work
very pride
the pridest

[vegs]

lol
did i come on too strong??
sorry
is this your first time with a girl?
or period?

[webbs]

no it's not!
definitely not
it was just kinda awkward the first time
fumbling

[vegs]

yeah it usually is so don't sweat it
would this be your second time?

[webbs]

depending on how you define time i guess?
i don't sweat it

[vegs]

( katy would define it as "did she cum?" )

well w/e
we'll get drinks, head back to my place, and you get ride my face
i'll make you sweat looool
or we can take it slow and just talk or makeout
up to you

[webbs]

i do like making out
and also getting drinks
and seeing you?

[vegs]

hell yeah
saame lol
i'll even wear that spidergirl shirt again
you seemed to like it so much so why nkt

[webbs]

you know it was partly the shirt
and partly the cutout you had

[vegs]

everyone likes sailor neptune lol
basically an easy signal to everyone that i'm a cute girl who likes other cute girls please makeout with me while moon revenge plays int he background lol

[webbs]

oh yeah that too
i meant how you cut out the neckline and showed off your tits
but sailor neptune is pretty cool too

i mean i'm cute and made out with you so it worked

[vegs]

oh yeah lmaoooo
you know what
maybe i'll skip the shirt huh
i mean it'll just get in the way and i'll be able to show off my tits properly

[webbs]

but then you lose out on the mystique
the tease
the allure of the unknown
what's under the shirt? could be anything!!!

[vegs]

tits
amazing tits
thats whats under the shirt lol
real mystique is what's under the shorts
do the panties match the bra oooooh who knows

[webbs]

honestly?
the shorts are tight enough that it's not much of a mystery
👀👀

[vegs]

the whale tail probably didn't help keep the mystique either lol

( it's coming back you know. )

[webbs]

it's pride
we're all allowed fashion choices