The Maids and Butlers Meme

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The Maids and Butlers Meme

"A maid is a mythical being that all of us have heard about, but have never seen."

Maids and butlers, everybody. Maids and butlers. Every slacker and superhero with a cave for a basement has dreamed of being serviced (or "serviced") by a talented, dedicated, devoted, determined, half-magical jack-of-all-trades that can cook and clean and maybe even defend the manor house or closet-sized apartment. For one night and one night only, all the hopefuls out there will get the chance to experience the joy of hiring someone on to do all the work they don't want to do! Or simply bone them has hard as possible. Who doesn't have a maid fetish, right?

And for those of you that have dreamed the opposite, that long only to serve and love and wear the traditionally lacy black dress, here at last is your opportunity! Oh, you don't want to be one? At all? Too bad!

How to Play

→ Post with your character
→ Place "LOOKING FOR HELP" in the subject line if you would like a maid or butler of your very own.
→ Place "LOOKING FOR WORK" in the subject line if you would like to be a maid or butler (muse consent to this new job, however, is optional).
→ French maid costumes and suits are mandatory for workers, but aren't locked to either gender. ;)
→ OPTIONAL: maids and bulters can (but don't have to) be compelled to follow their employer's whims!
→ Enjoy your night of service!

Comments

LOOKING FOR HELP

[what_ho_jeeves]

What ho, and all that.

I require the services of one valet. Expert knowledge in assisting the young master in the avoidance of frightening aunts and over-zealous fiancées is a must. Able to make a sobriety juice after a night getting filled to back teeth is recommended. Under no condition should the applicant steal my stockings.

Please apply in person to Bertram Wilberforce Wooster at 3A Berkeley Mansions, Berkeley Square, London W1

Trusting one ditz to another can't possibly cause anything to go wrong, can it?

[ever_blooming]

[Have a very chipper teenager who isn't quite familiar with formalwear; his suit is untailored, his jacket is unbuttoned, and his bow tie is a jarringly bright green that breaks up the monochrome uniform. He doesn't even have a handkerchief!

He does, however, have a big bright smile, a piece of paper with the address on it, and a whole lot of enthusiasm. He knocks loudly on the door.]

Hello? Excuse me! Is a Mr. Wooster home?

Ky Kiske | Guilty Gear | LOOKING FOR HELP

[ridethelightning]

[loveklutz]

[ have some enthusiastic knocking on your door! your new maid has arrived all gods and saints help you ]

Mello | Death Note | LOOKING FOR HELP (OTA)

[volatility]

[whatagoodgirl]

[Well, that's not the most comforting face to be met with on the first day of your new job.

But since her mom headed off every single one of her attempts to follow in her footsteps, this seems to be the only option left to her for making some extra cash. Her seamstress job just isn't bringing in enough, and she's either too young or not trained for a better job.

So there's a skinny thirteen year old girl on Mello's doorstep, bowing deeply - she's dressed in full maid costume, but other than a fierce blush on her cheeks, she refuses to show her discomfort any other way.]

Hello, Mello-sama. My name is Mako Nakarai. I was sent from the maid agency to serve you.

Pilouette Bonheur | OC | LOOKING FOR WORK

[ribbonbon]

Leon Magnus | Tales of Destiny: Director's Cut | Looking for help

[fateofafencer]

[adventuress]

[Interested in an alchemist? Well, one's shown up for the job interview.]

[Totori wrings her hands and plays with her hair, avoiding Leon's gaze.] Umm...

Cho Hakkai | Saiyuki RELOAD burial | LOOKING FOR WORK

[yetanotherpunishment]

Amagi Yukiko - Persona 4 - LOOKING FOR WORK - OTA (Feel free to have compelled obedience)

[inn_escapable]

Edward Elric | Fullmetal Alchemist | Looking for work and kicking and screaming the whole way.

[unexculpable]

/pays his wage with his own money

[handsforhealing]

[ She couldn't resist! Not one bit! ]

Okay, Edward~ While you're in the helping mood, don't forget to sweep every last bit of my workshop, okay? [ Going to take full advantage of his unfortunate fate. ]

Tohru Honda | Fruits Basket | either help or work/no smut please!

[riceballed]

yukari takeba ♥ persona 3 ♥ LOOKING FOR WORK

[thelovers]

[ why is this canon ]

[crownless_king]

[Because canon loves Travis]

[So you know what goes well with having a maid? Especially a maid Yukari? How about a bowler cap and a monocle with an amber tinted lens. Or and yes, he is wearing this monocle over his shades. Because he's just that fucking stupid dapper.]

Top o the morning, my lovely head maid. I love what you've done with the study. And I love that I suddenly have a study. Bitches love studys.

Dave Strider | Homestuck | Looking for work

[raps]

[ He lives on Butler Island and boy, is this Dave looking for work. Ladies, step on up and get served. ]

[whatagoodgirl]

[So after all that talk about how marrying a rich man would tie her down, Nakama's mom... went and married a rich man.

okok.

They made no mention of hiring a butler when they left her alone in the mansion today, though, so she looks rather confused when she opens the door and finds an extremely cool dude on her doorstep.]

Um... hello. This is the Nakarai Residence.

Snake || Kuroshitsuji || Looking for work

[silentscales]

davesprite | hamsteaks | looking for work

[birdtier]

/shackles

[scalemates]

[ hehehe ]

So what's a butler and what do they do.

PINKIE PIE | MY LITTLE PONY | HUMAN??? | DO YOU REALLY WANT HER AS YOUR MAID

[funbags]

Kurokawa Ellen | Suite Pretty Cure | looking for work

[loveguitarrod]

Minato Arisato | Persona 3 FES | looking for work??

[mp3]

satou | flat | looking for work

[genial]

hi

[gentle]

Yes?

[when N answers the door, he's like wtf is this person doing here before he remembers his father had fired the previous maid staff for being too incompetent or something of the sort-- this must have been one of the slowly accumulating replacements or something.]

Is there something I may be able to help you with?

[or maybe he's here to assassinate N idk N doesn't know either that's why he asked, durr.]

Oerba Dia Vanille ☀ Final Fantasy XIII ☀ Looking For Work?

[brightens]

[ She'll do her best!! ]

would Vanille mind having a senior co-worker? :Da

[blackstarsenal]

[ Tsubaki is very happy to hear of the new person joining their ranks, and even moreso when she was told that she is the one assigned to take care of her. She greets her upon arrival -- ]

Good morning, Ms Vanille! My name's Tsubaki and I'll be showing you the ropes today.

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI | Looking for Help

[edgar_roni]

[He can always use some more help around the castle.]

Kristoph Gavin | Ace Attorney | looking for help

[defaming]

[Someone has to do the chores. Such prosaic tasks are beneath a man of his intellect and sophistication.]

nanako dojima | persona 4 | looking... for work....

[kotatsu]

[koubu_mama]

[ It was just her luck that the usual trio of receptionists at the Imperial Capital Theater were taking their break. It was also just her luck that the senior staff had gone out with the senior members, and the rest were just being cruel for leaving her alone in the big building. Imagine her surprise to have a little girl knocking, looking for work!

Have a petite lady in green mechanic overalls puzzling over you. ]

Uh... aren't you too young to be working?

Minato Arisato || Persona 3 || LOOKING FOR WORK (OTA)

[maidservice]

_{((do your worst.))}

[repudiate]

[ see, when Ange opened the door to see the new maid, she didn't quite expect to see.. this. or rather, this guy of all people, or this guy in a maid outfit of all things.

for a few moments, Ange Ushiromiya is completely dumbstruck for once.

then she manages to regain some composture and talk at least, though. ]

So, did they run out of male uniforms or is this just one of your more questionable hobbies?

Yuri Nakamura | Angel Beats | LOOKING FOR WORK

[tenminutes]

[ Compelled obedience upon request! ]

HOW ABOUT JUST A FELLOW COWORKER???

[hugmyscythe]

[Hi. Taking a break from waiting on perverted old men.]

Hayate Ayasaki | Hayate the Combat Butler | Always looking for work

[combat_butler]

*Pick your poison, he swings both ways:
*

UP FOR SOME BUTLER TRAINING?

[xthecorvus]

[ While he was normally one who could handle most work by himself, sometimes, circumstances called for something only he could handle. Unfortunately, leaving the rest of the Phantomhive manor in the hands of those three bunglers would no doubt end with the kitchen ablaze, the garden uprooted and every single plate in shatters.

This, my dear Hayate, is where you come in.

So while he's managed to begin preparations for what promises to be a rather elaborate banquet consisting of nothing more than forty different courses plus dessert, he's busy listing off instructions.

You are listening, aren't you? Good. There'll be a test soon. ]

I trust you can see to the lesser chores around the manor? For one, the linen needs airing and the hedges require a bit of a trim.

[ A pause as he glances over his shoulder from chopping dem onions and gesturing at table nearby which is heaped with several sets of silverware. ]

You can start, however, with polishing the silverware. That'll be needed for tonight.

[ Back to the onions. ]

Now, Hayate, was it? Tell me something about your previous employ.

Elizabeth | Persona 3 (Portable) LET'S HOP ON THE PERSONA WAGON

[velvetattendant]

[And we'll sing the Velvet Room Song the whole way there!

Also looking for work I guess. Vulture nose not required.]

oops. i wrote this before you reposted with 'looking for work.' um, have a tag anyway? :)

[maidservice]

[ Minato is singing the Aria of the Soul in his mind. He'd sing it aloud, but he isn't a soprano opera singer, so it would turn out badly.

Besides, he's just here to fulfill her request to see a Maid Costume modeled for her. ]

. . .

[ He'll even give a slow twirl for her to behold its glory. ]