The Maids and Butlers Meme

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The Maids and Butlers Meme

"A maid is a mythical being that all of us have heard about, but have never seen."

Maids and butlers, everybody. Maids and butlers. Every slacker and superhero with a cave for a basement has dreamed of being serviced (or "serviced") by a talented, dedicated, devoted, determined, half-magical jack-of-all-trades that can cook and clean and maybe even defend the manor house or closet-sized apartment. For one night and one night only, all the hopefuls out there will get the chance to experience the joy of hiring someone on to do all the work they don't want to do! Or simply bone them has hard as possible. Who doesn't have a maid fetish, right?

And for those of you that have dreamed the opposite, that long only to serve and love and wear the traditionally lacy black dress, here at last is your opportunity! Oh, you don't want to be one? At all? Too bad!

How to Play

→ Post with your character
→ Place "LOOKING FOR HELP" in the subject line if you would like a maid or butler of your very own.
→ Place "LOOKING FOR WORK" in the subject line if you would like to be a maid or butler (muse consent to this new job, however, is optional).
→ French maid costumes and suits are mandatory for workers, but aren't locked to either gender. ;)
→ OPTIONAL: maids and bulters can (but don't have to) be compelled to follow their employer's whims!
→ Enjoy your night of service!

Comments

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[thelovers]

[ oh this is a little awkward, but... she can roll with it... she guesses.

this guy needs to fix his tie, though. >:V and get a new haircut. ]

Um, you called the maid services, right?

1/2

[pukes]

[ no he most certainly did not!! he can't afford this shit!! if he could afford maids (prostitutes???) he wouldn't buy cheap at junes.

...maybe it's someone's idea of a new year's gift? that would be kind of weird but hey whatever... ]

...

LOL idk

[pukes]

Yup, I sure did! Sorry, I didn't think it came with an actual outfit... That kind of thing is usually reserved for cafes and stuff. [ and Other Places ] You're... kinda young for this, don't you think?

[thelovers]

[ WOW NO SHE'S NOT A PROSTITUTE. even if the skirt is kinda short ]

Heh, yeah well... It's the uniform! So, ya know, I gotta wear it while I'm on the clock and stuff.

[ she steps closer to his door with a shrug, hands resting behind her back, still grasping a featherduster. ]

Seventeen's too young?

[pukes]

[ get in here and dust my shit bitch yeah

his apartment looks pretty much exactly how you'd expect adachi's apartment to look. tiny and messy.

he pauses when she seems startled by the question. maybe she really is just... a maid... 6_6 ]

Uhh, well, you know... Child labor laws, and all that. [ nice save! ] I guess seventeen's not that bad, though. And a lot of high schoolers don't know the value of hard work these days! Instead they just hang out at department stores and poke around in important business.

[thelovers]

[ she's a maid until her employer tells her otherwise, at least... but shh, she's not about to tell him that. still, she steps into his apartment and glances around, trying to figure out exactly where to start... ...


maybe with the important files on the table, organizing them and setting them to the side. ]

Do you have something against department stores, Adachi-san?

[ bitches love shopping. ]

[pukes]

[ okok. he watches her carefully before deciding he doesn't really give a shit what happens, even if his mess had some sort of method to it. sure, it was gross and a bachelor pad, but it was his gross bachelor pad and he knew where to find all of his stuff! whoever gifted him with free maid service is a major passive aggressive cockbag. ]

Me? No way! I dunno what I'd do if they hadn't built the Junes out here. I guess they put all the family stores out of business, but that's what happens when you can't compete with low prices...

[ those poor bastards over at konishi liquors. oh well. 99 bitches and not a single one of them are his problem. ]

Police officers don't get paid very much, you know. It's funny, you don't get paid millions of dollars to put your life on the line every day, or to clean someone's house, but you get paid millions to shoot a few scenes for a movie.

[ by funny he means not funny at all AND THE WORLD IS SO UNFAIR WAH WAH MY LIFE IS SO HARD ]

[crownless_king]

[Hey.

Hey Adachi.

Look on the table.

With your mail.

See that card with the smock on it?

The one that says: "You've been gifted the services of our top quality maid for free." on it?

Guess what it says?

"With Love major passive aggressiveness, from Travis"]

[thelovers]

[ cleaning while adachi talks, she listens with half an ear. just enough to catch the meat of what he's saying but not enough to draw away from her task at hand. except it does, because the moment he mentions he's a cop she perks right now ]

Yeah, but you're doing something great, ya know? Not everyone's willing to do public service like that. [ she tilts her head to the side ] But if you ask me, I don't think the life of a star is all that it's cracked up to be.

[ especially if you're the hamburglar ]