The Maids and Butlers Meme

[meme_maid]

The Maids and Butlers Meme

"A maid is a mythical being that all of us have heard about, but have never seen."

Maids and butlers, everybody. Maids and butlers. Every slacker and superhero with a cave for a basement has dreamed of being serviced (or "serviced") by a talented, dedicated, devoted, determined, half-magical jack-of-all-trades that can cook and clean and maybe even defend the manor house or closet-sized apartment. For one night and one night only, all the hopefuls out there will get the chance to experience the joy of hiring someone on to do all the work they don't want to do! Or simply bone them has hard as possible. Who doesn't have a maid fetish, right?

And for those of you that have dreamed the opposite, that long only to serve and love and wear the traditionally lacy black dress, here at last is your opportunity! Oh, you don't want to be one? At all? Too bad!

How to Play

→ Post with your character
→ Place "LOOKING FOR HELP" in the subject line if you would like a maid or butler of your very own.
→ Place "LOOKING FOR WORK" in the subject line if you would like to be a maid or butler (muse consent to this new job, however, is optional).
→ French maid costumes and suits are mandatory for workers, but aren't locked to either gender. ;)
→ OPTIONAL: maids and bulters can (but don't have to) be compelled to follow their employer's whims!
→ Enjoy your night of service!

Comments

LOOKING FOR HELP

[what_ho_jeeves]

What ho, and all that.

I require the services of one valet. Expert knowledge in assisting the young master in the avoidance of frightening aunts and over-zealous fiancées is a must. Able to make a sobriety juice after a night getting filled to back teeth is recommended. Under no condition should the applicant steal my stockings.

Please apply in person to Bertram Wilberforce Wooster at 3A Berkeley Mansions, Berkeley Square, London W1

Ky Kiske | Guilty Gear | LOOKING FOR HELP

[ridethelightning]

Mello | Death Note | LOOKING FOR HELP (OTA)

[volatility]

Pilouette Bonheur | OC | LOOKING FOR WORK

[ribbonbon]

Leon Magnus | Tales of Destiny: Director's Cut | Looking for help

[fateofafencer]

Cho Hakkai | Saiyuki RELOAD burial | LOOKING FOR WORK

[yetanotherpunishment]

Amagi Yukiko - Persona 4 - LOOKING FOR WORK - OTA (Feel free to have compelled obedience)

[inn_escapable]

Edward Elric | Fullmetal Alchemist | Looking for work and kicking and screaming the whole way.

[unexculpable]

Tohru Honda | Fruits Basket | either help or work/no smut please!

[riceballed]

/pays his wage with his own money

[handsforhealing]

[ She couldn't resist! Not one bit! ]

Okay, Edward~ While you're in the helping mood, don't forget to sweep every last bit of my workshop, okay? [ Going to take full advantage of his unfortunate fate. ]

/this is going to be the worst day of his life isn't it

[unexculpable]

[And oh does he know it. He's still not one hundred percent sure how he ended up here to begin with, but the how was inconsequential. What mattered was that he was here wearing a suit and everything about this SUCKED and the last thing he wanted to be doing right now was Winry's chores.

He crosses his arms over his chest, frowning heavily.]

What? Why? It looks fine to me.

/as long as memes and Winry exist they can only get worse

[handsforhealing]

Because I said so! Geez, Ed, you're not very good at this whole butler thing, are you? Do you even know what you got signed up for?

yukari takeba ♥ persona 3 ♥ LOOKING FOR WORK

[thelovers]

[ why is this canon ]

/sobs

[unexculpable]

It's already clean!

I'm an alchemist, not a butler, damn it. It's not like I volunteered for this.

[crownless_king]

[Because canon loves Travis]

[So you know what goes well with having a maid? Especially a maid Yukari? How about a bowler cap and a monocle with an amber tinted lens. Or and yes, he is wearing this monocle over his shades. Because he's just that fucking stupid dapper.]

Top o the morning, my lovely head maid. I love what you've done with the study. And I love that I suddenly have a study. Bitches love studys.

:)

[pukes]

[ yeah someone needs to clean up his tiny apartment okay

but he's pretty sure this isn't about that ]

Uh... What can I do for ya?

[ i mean not that he's offended by having a teenage girl in a maid outfit at his front door or anything, he just doesn't understand what's going on!! is he being punk'd! ]

Trusting one ditz to another can't possibly cause anything to go wrong, can it?

[ever_blooming]

[Have a very chipper teenager who isn't quite familiar with formalwear; his suit is untailored, his jacket is unbuttoned, and his bow tie is a jarringly bright green that breaks up the monochrome uniform. He doesn't even have a handkerchief!

He does, however, have a big bright smile, a piece of paper with the address on it, and a whole lot of enthusiasm. He knocks loudly on the door.]

Hello? Excuse me! Is a Mr. Wooster home?

Dave Strider | Homestuck | Looking for work

[raps]

[ He lives on Butler Island and boy, is this Dave looking for work. Ladies, step on up and get served. ]

Snake || Kuroshitsuji || Looking for work

[silentscales]

KJHFAKJKJAHF SHANNON

[thelovers]

[ oh this is a little awkward, but... she can roll with it... she guesses.

this guy needs to fix his tie, though. >:V and get a new haircut. ]

Um, you called the maid services, right?

morg you misspelled "studies".

[thelovers]

[ wow why do all these things exist. ]

Travis, shut up.

1/2

[pukes]

[ no he most certainly did not!! he can't afford this shit!! if he could afford maids (prostitutes???) he wouldn't buy cheap at junes.

...maybe it's someone's idea of a new year's gift? that would be kind of weird but hey whatever... ]

...

[robble]

[listen he has better shit to do than clean his apartment. high-stress job, you know.

finally, some high-class help.]

Robble robble robble.

Robble?

[that was ... enlightening.]

shut up your drunk

[crownless_king]

[Because Travis Touchdown, that's why]

But I feel compelled to speak in such a flambo-no that's the wrong word. Extravagant manner!

davesprite | hamsteaks | looking for work

[birdtier]