The Maids and Butlers Meme

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The Maids and Butlers Meme

"A maid is a mythical being that all of us have heard about, but have never seen."

Maids and butlers, everybody. Maids and butlers. Every slacker and superhero with a cave for a basement has dreamed of being serviced (or "serviced") by a talented, dedicated, devoted, determined, half-magical jack-of-all-trades that can cook and clean and maybe even defend the manor house or closet-sized apartment. For one night and one night only, all the hopefuls out there will get the chance to experience the joy of hiring someone on to do all the work they don't want to do! Or simply bone them has hard as possible. Who doesn't have a maid fetish, right?

And for those of you that have dreamed the opposite, that long only to serve and love and wear the traditionally lacy black dress, here at last is your opportunity! Oh, you don't want to be one? At all? Too bad!

How to Play

→ Post with your character
→ Place "LOOKING FOR HELP" in the subject line if you would like a maid or butler of your very own.
→ Place "LOOKING FOR WORK" in the subject line if you would like to be a maid or butler (muse consent to this new job, however, is optional).
→ French maid costumes and suits are mandatory for workers, but aren't locked to either gender. ;)
→ OPTIONAL: maids and bulters can (but don't have to) be compelled to follow their employer's whims!
→ Enjoy your night of service!

Comments

[ridethelightning]

Well...yes, I do, but...

I beg your pardon for asking this, but are you old enough for this kind of employment?

1/2

[loveklutz]

E-Eh? There's an age requirement?!

[loveklutz]

I'LL CLEAN AS GOOD AS ANYONE, SO PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE!

[ridethelightning]

[Ky jumps at that. He's more taken aback than anything.]

I'm not doubting your resolve! The problem is with...well, the law!

[loveklutz]

A human law? I don't think those apply to Celestian citizens...

[ pondering this, but reluctantly: ]

But I don't want to break any rules or get you in trouble.

[ridethelightning]

What? I'm sorry, did you say..."Celestian?"

[loveklutz]

Yes? [ she curtsies ] I'm an apprentice angel.

[ridethelightning]

...An.

An apprentice...angel...?

[loveklutz]

Um... [ fidget ] Is that okay?