The Maids and Butlers Meme

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The Maids and Butlers Meme

"A maid is a mythical being that all of us have heard about, but have never seen."

Maids and butlers, everybody. Maids and butlers. Every slacker and superhero with a cave for a basement has dreamed of being serviced (or "serviced") by a talented, dedicated, devoted, determined, half-magical jack-of-all-trades that can cook and clean and maybe even defend the manor house or closet-sized apartment. For one night and one night only, all the hopefuls out there will get the chance to experience the joy of hiring someone on to do all the work they don't want to do! Or simply bone them has hard as possible. Who doesn't have a maid fetish, right?

And for those of you that have dreamed the opposite, that long only to serve and love and wear the traditionally lacy black dress, here at last is your opportunity! Oh, you don't want to be one? At all? Too bad!

How to Play

→ Post with your character
→ Place "LOOKING FOR HELP" in the subject line if you would like a maid or butler of your very own.
→ Place "LOOKING FOR WORK" in the subject line if you would like to be a maid or butler (muse consent to this new job, however, is optional).
→ French maid costumes and suits are mandatory for workers, but aren't locked to either gender. ;)
→ OPTIONAL: maids and bulters can (but don't have to) be compelled to follow their employer's whims!
→ Enjoy your night of service!

Comments

[tenminutes]

You can have mine if you want. It's not like I need it.

[ Isn't the afterlife fun? She's just doing this because she thought the outfit was cute. She'll completely come up with a better excuse if you ask though. ]

[hugmyscythe]

[Same with her--she could easily get a human in her world to create whatever she wanted to give (it's how she was able to give Christmas presents) but...somehow, working humbly for money was mayyyybe just a bit fun.] Truly? Ineed, it would make my stay hereshorter...[which wouldn't be a bad thing, considering some of the clients are downright demanding and rude]

[tenminutes]

Great! Otherwise it's just going to sit around and not do anything. Maybe I can accumulate interest for the next life, but I don't think I'd really be able to get it to me so it's probably better with you.

[hugmyscythe]

[Well, she knows some people think karma as some sort of interest....] He he he. Very well.[But!! Technically it's still Yuri's money, so--DM leans toward her a little, still smiling.]

Tell me, if there is

anything you need inreturn...?

[tenminutes]

I'll let you know, but I don't generally call in favors. If I need anything I'll ask for it, but it won't be because I did you something. You don't have to pay me back.

[hugmyscythe]

[but then she feels like she owes you! she'll just think of something to do herself] Then for now,I shall take

your place with any

clients you do not wish to serve.

[tenminutes]

What, like perverts? If I let you do that then you'd have to put up with all of them.

[hugmyscythe]

He he

he.

I do not mind them.[she likes messing with them :T haven't you noticed how all those type of customers leave in somehow of a daze??] Do saywhenever you are harassed. Customers like themrarely leave good money, regardless.

[tenminutes]

There's only one guy I have real trouble with but I wouldn't shove him off on my worst enemies.

[hugmyscythe]

[worst enemies ...does that mean her?? regardless, now she's interested in this customer] Mm? And who is thisperson?

[tenminutes]

[ Nope, just.. in general. 8| Yuri doesn't stay mad at people who try to hurt her very well. ]

A certain red-headed idiot gone wrong.

[hugmyscythe]

[an red haired idiot. well, she doesn't know why Yuri's complaining that about Battler because it's obvious to DM that Yuri likes him.] You must meanBattler Ushiromiya.

[tenminutes]

Yes and no. He looks like him, but it's not.

[hugmyscythe]

[Head. Tilt. she's met him in d_m but that probably doesn't count here so] Then do not

serve such a man.

You would gain no goodmoney from him.[Not that Yuri will be needing that money. DM would probably beat him up, if she knew what was going on.]

[tenminutes]

[ Anything can count here if you want. |D It's a meme! I don't even know what I'm counting half the time. ]

I definitely wouldn't wish him on anyone else though.

[hugmyscythe]

...No good, Yuri Nakamura.

It will not be good

if any of this money is suffered for,

to purchase this gift.

[It has to be perfect. Not tainted. She now wants this Battler to work for them, to make up for lost time and bad money.]

[tenminutes]

Then you can take the money from everyone but him right?

[ She doesn't actually do the work right half the time anyway. ] I just happen to hate him.

[hugmyscythe]

True, true...but if at all possible

it would be best

to simply remove himfrom someone you, or anyone, should serve.[That way Yuri can earn more 'good' money for her.]

[tenminutes]

Did you have a plan in mind? I don't really go around killing people.

[ Only when they're already dead! She's not a murderer. ]

[hugmyscythe]

[Well yeah. She can't kill him either--that'd totally get her fired!!] Simply kick him out.[After giving a thorough beating.] Also, may I remind you...you may always refuse

his orders.

[tenminutes]

He persuaded me not to quit and if I get fired for handing his ass to him I'm probably not going to get hired by anyone else. Refusal of orders comes with a whole other set of threats.

[hugmyscythe]

Mm? Now, now...

doesn't he sound like fun?

The reason I was hiredwas to protect the others

from people like that.

[Listen, there's one of her kind that wears a maid outfit allll the time. Maids who fight are like normal to her--and she wouldn't have taken any job if it didn't involve some sort of fighting. IT'S WHY SHE HASN'T BEEN FIRED FOR KICKING OUT OTHER CLIENTS SO FAR. This is a business, not a brothel.]

[tenminutes]

[ So noble DM!! Yuri crosses her arms. ]

It's not like I let him do anything to me. He just... threatens a lot. I could take him if he ever did try anything besides trying to peek.

Doesn't mean I want to kick his ass any less though.

[hugmyscythe]

He he he. Then...'kick his ass'

twice for me.

[Although it'd be fun to do that herself.] ...And soon.

[tenminutes]

[ Hmmm.. there is a friendship hand to be extended here. ]

We could always just kick his ass together.