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Smutty Scenarios

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.

Please listen to and respect each others preferences.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
8. Wild Card (Mix and match prompts or bring your own!)

Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Sexswapped - One or both of you is the opposite sex!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

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[ He's planning to do both, thanks. But it does strike him as maybe being easier to convince Katsuki if he bottoms first...but whoever wins gets to make that choice.

He was definitely going to offer in an attempt to break his boyfriend, but Izuku still flushes at the request. His dick twitched, too. ]

Yeah. [ Fuck him but he does want to show Katsuki. He wants to see it later too - no, he wants to touch later. Yeah, that sounds good. ] I was planning to have you do it...or the other way around, but...

[Izuku knows him too well. That's the best route to get him to agree to bottom for him. "You do it first" sort of deal. He's not an idiot; Katsuki knows how it works. Still finds the thought of actually putting something in his ass... weird.

Ooo. He doesn't miss the way his dick jumps. Should've figured that since Izuku was kind of getting the exhibition streak going on right now. But good to know his boyfriend gets off on playing with himself in front of him.

Immediately realizes he just fucked himself by asking Izuku to finger himself while Katsuki's still unable to touch him.]

Am I still locked up for this?

[No comment on the "other way around" thing, despite the way his dick twitches a litle and he pointedly tries to ignore it.]

Unless you're admitting you lost, Kacchan.

[ He still wants to win. But Izuku pushes off the desk. ]

But I'll come closer so you can see better.

[ Or so he's less across the room and it's more dangerous for Katsuki. ]

[Grrrr. Growls right at him and curses his stupid mouth for making a big mistake. Izuku can't see it cause his hands are behind him, but he's flicking him off so hard right now.

Eyes narrow as Izuku pops off the desk and he frowns at his approach. That's the worst thing he could do right now. Come in touching distance.]

Who the fuck said you could put this on Hard mode?

[ He can see the growling and glaring. That gets the mood across, but he's settled down now that he knows Katsuki wasn't weirded out that he'd sort of experimented a little. In his defense, it's entirely the blond's fault for hauling him aside the other day and growling out they were going to fuck this specific night or else. Exactly how was he supposed to respond to that except think about it all the damn time afterwards? That sounds impossible.

He tucks his dick away for the moment, kneeling on the ground as he peers at his boyfriend. ]

Since when did you ever like easy mode?

[Worried? He's not fucking worried! He's only not sure whether he's for or against the idea that Izuku's already experimented with his ass and knows the feeling. Look, there are many things you can blame him for but-

... yeah so he did that. Izuku got so tense and his breath caught and the whole reaction was fucking amazing. Plus Katsuki got fed up with waiting and dancing around the "when", so decided to slap a date down and fucking DO it.

Katsuki blinks when Izuku actually regresses in the stripping thing.]

YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES BACK ON!!

[Obviously the important part here.]

I didn't. How am I supposed to pull my boxers down enough for you to see if I'm half out of them like that?

[ Katsuki's yelling, but Izuku sounds pretty calm about it. Just don't pay attention to his hands, or the flush, and you might almost think he's actually calm. He's not actually moved his boxers so far - though he's flattered, he thinks, about how mad Katsuki is that his dick went away? ]

Or did you just want to see me fingering myself without getting an actual view?

[Stop making logical sense, dammit.]

They can slide even with your dick sticking out of it...

[Katsuki's actually paying more attention to that vanished cock because he wasn't done looking at it. Especially since Izuku was coming closer. And now it's covered again and he's pissed. Also doesn't help he's realizing the hole he's dug himself in and one part of his brain is frantically looking for a way out and still ensure victory]

Take 'em the fuck off, Deku.

I'm not ready to lose yet, Kacchan.

[ But he doesn't have to take them all the way off for this. He kind of wants to kiss Katsuki but he can't touch either if he wants to break him. He does go up on his knees, shifting so he's facing away, dragging his boxers down his thighs a ways, before he eases down onto the rug.

Ass up, face down. At least now Katsuki can't see his expression. ]

You're getting impatient...

Neither am I.

[Katsuki swallows as Izuku ends up at his knees and he has to shift a little to keep himself from doing something... uh... losing. Fuck, this is difficult. Eyes start wandering down Izuku's back, following the curve of his spine and the roll of his muscles. Picking out more constellations among the freckles. Until the other hero goes for his boxers again and draws them down.

Fuck... Seen his ass before, but not like this. As Izuku sinks to the rug, the bedpost jolts and Katsuki cusses as he glares up at his hands. Then back to the other hero. That's a hell of a pose...]

No shit!

[ He's within reach and everything, if Katsuki's willing to risk losing. Izuku does glance over his shoulder when he hears the scuffle against the bed, but he needs both hands for this so he's shortly got his cheek on the floor. Whatever.

Slides the index finger of his right hand into his mouth for the moment, not particularly thinking about how it looks so much as probably needing at least that much slick. ]

Ngh.

[HE'S NOT GONNA FUCKING LOSE!

...

But Izuku's right there. There's a little hesitation on Katsuki's part, only because Izuku's lying like that in front of him, giving the blonde a clear view of, well, everything. From the sculpture of his cheeks to the puckered rim of his ass to the actually kinda impressive dick hanging between his thighs. It's pretty obscene.

Shit, he's gonna use his mouth too? Katsuki grits his teeth and shifts his legs a bit as Izuku runs his finger around in his mouth, not able to see anything much due to that position. But he knows what he's doing...]

Fuck.

[ There's the wet pop of his finger leaving his mouth, followed by a laugh. Izuku's kind of sad he can't see Katsuki like this but it's pretty clear he's having a hard time. Almost certainly literally.

His left hand spreads his ass cheek as he parts his legs more too, right finger still slick with spit as he runs it down the curve of his ass. Circling for a second and then tugging the rim a bit just to...show it off? ]

Not yet.

[Katsuki tilts his head, wanting to see that finger, or at least why Izuku's laughing, ashen brows furrowing in frustration. Bastard better not be laughing about the whole jerking against the pole thing. He's tempted to knock him in the leg with his knee...

But that goes out the proverbial window when the shorter hero spreads his cheeks with his hand and shuffles his legs to either side. Fucking... hell... He can see everything. And that slick finger tracing a glossy line down the rim of his cheek before finding the puckered hole.

Thought he might just push it in, but nope, he has to pull it, like a lewd porno.]

Dammit, Deku...

[ Touching him means he loses even if it's to bully him, Katsuki. Not like Izuku minds if it means he wins and gets to decide how this goes...

Although prepping himself means it'd maybe be kind of silly to not go a way that ends with a cock inside. He's really kind of doing whatever comes to mind and hoping it comes off as sexy somehow because he would like it if the sex thing happened more than once maybe and also to somehow be good at it.

Studying for sex only really taught him the mechanics though. The rest is down to instinct. ]

You're bigger than my fingers, and it's sort of a tight squeeze with just that... [ Muttering. He does dip the tip in, shoulders hunching down as he jolts. This is still pretty new. ]

[There's this unholy part of him that wants to bite him. Right on the ass. Putting him through this kind of fucking torment? Of course, there's also the obvious reality of... biting him on the ass. Even if he knows how it works, it's not like Katsuki's put his face anywhere near another guy's butt.

His own defense is Izuku hasn't backed up even closer and his hands are bound. Can't do too much outside of an accidental leg bump. But Katsuki's a little mesmerized by that finger tracing around and around. The way he's pulling his rim and making the skin glossy with his saliva. Izuku's really fingered himself? Katsuki's not focused much on sex, so he hasn't, but the thing about Izuku is, lying doesn't become of him.

Mechanics only get so far. Besides, reading books or watching porn isn't gonna help with the real deal, right?]

Just that... just your finger? [If there's a touch of pride in his voice, it's cause Izuku called him big and he's still a teenager and it makes him get all "ha-ha" proud of it.]

[ Look if you corner your boyfriend and wall slam him and tell him you're going to have sex maybe that boyfriend thinks about it all week. It's Katsuki's fault and Izuku is totally innocent. Or he was a lot more innocent until that moment in time?

He doesn't mind if Katsuki gets smug. Isn't making your partner feel good about themselves part of this? ]

I-I've just done one so far. I thought - I thought you'd like to be there for more...

[ And also it's weird enough with one. He's done it like twice tops.

Seems to know how to press in and crook his finger though. ]

[Maybe next time he won't wall slam him and tell him he's going to have sex; maybe next time he'll wall slam him and fuck him right there against the wall. Hm? Then he won't have to think about it all week and Katsuki won't be sitting here with his dick dragging uncomfortably against the confining fabric of his pants.

Yeah there is the part about making Izuku feel good...]

I'm here. [Not sure about whether that offer to do more is going to hold. Mostly because he's the one that wants to be the "more" in this action and not Izuku's fucking hand. He growls softly when the tip of his finger nudges in and bends. Shit, it actually went in...] Feel weird?

[ He probably could have gotten away with that back then. Instead Katsuki decided to make a special event of it and for his trouble is getting to be casually tortured by his boyfriend as a "reward" which Katsuki himself suggested when it comes to the being tied up part. Oops?

And if he breaks it's not like Izuku's the type to insist on Katsuki being careful. His finger slides in further, disappearing up to the first knuckle. It's a slow press, and that's just beyond the tip, so he keeps going to the second knuckle - the muscles of his back are strained with the effort of holding still, something like a whine in the back of his throat. ]

Y-yeah...but good weird...? I think - I think your cock'll hit it better... [ Soft mumbling again. ]

[Izuku would've wanted it to be a special event though. And part of it was wanting to have both an end date in sight and to give some time to prepare. Psyche up a bit. Katsuki didn't exactly want to go popping cherries in an impromptu rut in the locker room showers between classes. But did he expect to be tied up and left on the floor at the semi-mercy of his finger fucking not!bestfriend boyfriend? Fuck no!

See if he makes special time for you again, you shit.]

[Hey, he doesn't WANT to break his own damn bedpos-- whoa... It slid in. He feels like an idiot sitting here staring at the other boy's finger slowly vanishing into his ass, but that's what he's doing. It's spread around his digit too, kind of flexing. Next joint slides further towards it... and slips through. He flicks his eyes up at the quiver of muscles, the whine making a shudder go down is spine.]

You... uh... you should change your fucking position. That's gonna screw your back up.

[Grumble mumble.]

[ Izuku absolutely would prefer a special occasion and he already got soft and sappy over the dimmed lights. Go figure. He would have been okay with something less sweet but the effort Katsuki has put in makes him feel happy if nervous.

He doesn't quite look back, eyes shut, but he does hear that. ]

How - how do you want me? [ On his back? He's kind of out of it in the sense he's way too into it. ]

[Part of him would like to do this in the dark, but the rest of him's too curious to bother with that kinda crap. Besides, odds are they'll be doing this in the dark soon enough when someone gets horny while the other one's trying to go to sleep. The curse of being a teenager at times.

It feels like one strand of patience after another is snapping like violin strings.]

Put your chest up on the bed. Beside me.

[Doesn't want him to come out of this with a crick in his spine.]

[ Izuku huffs a sigh as he drags out his finger, pulling himself up to come over as directed. It's more comfortable than the other way was, and the bed feels better against his face and body so whatever.

Plus he's even closer and Katsuki just has to deal with it. ]

You're really bossy when you're tied up, Kacchan.

[ Or just fussy. ]

[Excuse him for looking out for your comfort and post-fingering health. Besides, Katsuki's always bossy. Control's a thing for him. It does put Izuku closer to him, but at this point, he's almost lost his desire to care.

Izuku gets another glare and he drops his head back against the mattress beside him.]

If you got a problem with it, untie me, Deku.

[Temptation temptation.]

Mm, no. If you want out, admit you lost.

[ His breath rustles Katsuki's hair but he doesn't touch. Just reaches behind himself again, eyes going half lidded as he presses his finger in a bit faster this time. ]

I'd rather you stretch me out...b-bet it'd feel good. Can you see...?

I'm getting used to android

is it a lot diff from iphone?

Yep. But more customizable

think i have an android myself...

as long as it's not an iphone it is one, i'm just fucking with the looks at this point.

android it is. i decked mine out with all the majora stuffs.

makes sense

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