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Smutty Scenarios

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.

Please listen to and respect each others preferences.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
8. Wild Card (Mix and match prompts or bring your own!)

Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Sexswapped - One or both of you is the opposite sex!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Cheeky ass answer. Katsuki doesn't think he'll be able to completely knock his voice out from this position. Getting Izuku on all fours or flipping him onto his back would probably be better opportunities, but he's nothing if not competitive. Hands grip again, his wrist in one and his hips in the other, and Katsuki yanks down, pulling Izuku onto his dick via both holds. It's not easy for him to talk either, with Izuku's clenching all over him and the sight of his body rippling and flexing above him being a fucking visual turn on.]

C'mon... D-... Deku...

[ Fuck. He totally could manage it in another position, but the way Katsuki is keeping to their deal of Izuku being on top is actually genuinely touching for his boyfriend.

His heart feels as full as his ass, basically.

Katsuki's fucking him exactly like he asked, telling him to let go, and he's so close. This time it's not a quick shot - he doesn't know how much time has passed really, but Izuku's entire body jerks forward when he cums this time, on something more a moan than a sob. ]

[Katsuki's a man of his word, even if they're angry and foul. Izuku wanted to be on top and he's letting him top. Doesn't mean he's not the "top" in another way, driving into him and sinking from tip to base every single time.

Only warning he gets is a sudden jerk, Izuku's seizing up all around him, each contraction splattering Katsuki's chest and stomach with hot white, and that's all he needs before crams himself all the way inside, eyes closing and head thrown back with a shout as he comes hard, filling his boyfriend up to the brim and over with heavy pulses.]

[ Luckily Izuku lost control of his Quirk a while ago. Right now, coming down from that ecstatic high, he just wants to topple into Katsuki for a kiss.

Given everything, it's probably the sloppiest kiss they've ever shared. Half missed and open mouthed and lazy, more about connection than finesse. ]

[Good, he'd have reacted a lot worse if he'd come with a cock ring still around his damn dick. Katsuki bucks a few more times, emptying himself into those clenching walls, breathing hard and not even recognizing when Izuku suddenly collapses forward. Their joined arms buckle out to the side and he slams down on the bed, cock accidentally flopping out of Izuku's ass from the sudden drop and bounce. Meaning the other boy gets a final splurt right on the cleft.

But... he kisses back, not minding the sloppy and mess. Shoving their mouths together in a hot thing that's only half kiss, half mouth nuzzle at best. An arm slung around his sweaty shoulders, holding Izuku close.]

[ Izuku wisely decided tonight was not the night to really test that out. It was more for fun during, not something he was committing to so much as he wanted to see Katsuki come undone.

The nuzzling trails off on his end a bit just to pillow his head on Katsuki's shoulder, exhausted enough for the moment that he won't say a word just yet. Katsuki won't be spared his chatter forever, but at least the fucked him silent thing kicked in belatedly after they finished? ]

[Gonna take another night to work onto those kind of games. This was their first time having sex; no reason to be adding cock rings and toys to that. Even if Izuku did get away with the one cause they're both stubborn.

Katsuki drops his head to the side, not minding the sweaty brow he's got his cheek plastered to. Exhausted is a good way to put it and he's content to lie there with an arm around him and try to get his damn breath back. Everything feels raw and overstimulated, but hell if he's not gonna enjoy fucking Izuku silent as a little victory for himself.]

[ Izuku chatters all the goddamn time, but there are times he shuts up even with the muttering and apparently this is one of those times. He feels hot and sticky, and there's cum leaking out of his ass, but he has Katsuki's arm around him and he can hear that heartbeat going somewhere less thunderous, and he doesn't want to leave this moment.

It's peaceful inside his head right now, and that's a rarity. ]

[Katsuki feels the same, from the drip of his sweat to the rise and fall of his chest to the ghost of his breaths against his collar and the leak of cum drooling down towards his groin. It's... a really debauched feeling, but it's a good kind. He made this mess, they made it together, because of each other.

Yeah. Peaceful. Guess... guess he won't mind a quick catnap before flying off and stalking to the bathroom to clean up.]

[ A catnap means not dislodging his sleepy, half drowsing boyfriend at least. Izuku might protest a little about how he can totally go again but if Katsuki reminds him he can sleep over he'll shut up and happily wash. ]

[He's not knocking him off for now. That'll be for when he wakes up and feels all disgusting. Tacky, cold, the who post-sex-nap feeling in a puddle of their drying mess.

Only reminder he gets is "shut up" and a tighter arm around his shoulders. He can take that as he will.]

[ In that case: Izuku will go to sleep. He can enforce his top agenda at another time. ]

[By all means, feel free to wake him up. Don't get surprised at the reaction though.]

[ What reaction is that...he probably won't wake up first just because Katsuki is sleep cuddling. ]

[FLING!

Maybe with explosions. But sleeping is fine. It'll only be for ten min or so before Katsuki's eyes start fluttering.]

[ He'll wake up to his boyfriend sleeping on him like a dead weight so... ]

[ooc: do we want to wrap the thread here or move onto round two. i'm cool either way.

wrap and i'll pick up a noct thread.
keep going and i'll happily plug away at this one.]

[ Hm. Wrap this one for now? I like all the noct threads so any is fine. ]

[On it~]

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