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Smutty Scenarios

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
Please listen to and respect each others preferences.
Thank you.
Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
8. Wild Card (Mix and match prompts or bring your own!)
Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Sexswapped - One or both of you is the opposite sex!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
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It's an incredible intimate position, closer than he's ever been with his boyfriend even on the couch. Leaning in again, lips finding Izuku's in a nuzzle of mouths more than actually kissing, he rubs his knees against his ribs and then nods at the question.]
You're in control. So you have to. [Smirk.] Less you wanna give it back.
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[ But right now it might be better that he's in control for a bit. Nuzzling like that is keeping him calm, or as much as he can be, and he's still smiling.
Not crying anymore but that might not last. ]
Katsuki. [ He just likes saying that. Izuku doesn't need the leverage of Katsuki's shoulders, but he keeps a hold on them anyway as he adjusts his knees for better support so he can sit up, knees boosting him.
The drag is still there, but it's getting a little more evenly spread, what lube they did use. Izuku's smile flickers mostly because shit. ]
Katsuki...
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He rolls his shoulders under Izuku's hands, eyes lidding as his name ghosts over his lips and knees press on the bed beside his hips. A slow push, lift and boost... and his hole's peeling right off him. Dragging up slow, sucking on his skin, earning a low groan from the blonde as he lifts up. Then drops, pushing back down and sinking into his lap. Fuck if he remembers the lube details. Water-based at least?]
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He can feel the head of Katsuki's cock rubbing inside, the shape of it rutting at him but not quite...right.
But being in control, he can handle the angle here, can bounce further up and then sort of try to come down a little different. ]
H-how's that?
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How far deep inside him is he? Rubbing against slick skin, probably the glassiest, smoothest surface he's ever fucking felt. Wants to lean forward and angle, but he can't and digs his heels into the bed to stop himself from pitching forward and just plowing Izuku into the damn bed. He wants to... fuck he wants to.] Gonna drive me mad at this rate...
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[ Maybe. It's actually pretty easy to control his pace in this position. Izuku's thighs are pure muscle thanks to his fighting style, and while he's flushed and sweat-slick right now, the exertion of rising and letting himself fall back down barely takes any effort.
It's the feelings and sensations it's evoking that are getting his breath uneven on Katsuki's skin, his pupils blown and lips parted. He's not letting Katsuki hit his prostate every time, or even dead on - he's teasing himself, too. ]
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[It's more tongue in cheek and teasing, already knowing it's a throwaway attempt, but hey, who knows. Might get him good while Izuku's in this state. But it's still true. Izuku's been growing into his looks recently. Chin's more developed, a bit more defines in his jaw, eyes focusing. Age and experience does that. Still gonna get carded when getting drinks, but he's starting to slide into "hot" realm alongside his "cute" looks... Katsuki likes the development. His boyfriend gets the best of both worlds.
Also completely distracted by the muscles moving against his hips right now. He releases Izuku's shoulder and drops his hand to his leg, holding onto his thigh in a cupping grip with fingers splayed and palm pressing flush to his limb. Feeling each motion and flex from his movements. Bouncing up and down, though Katsuki didn't have enough experience in fingering him to know where that special spot is to aim his dick at. He's along for the ride now.]
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The planes of his abdomen are fun to trace. ]
C-close. But you know what I wanna hear, Kacchan...are you gonna be good for me?
[ Well. It's easy to guess what he wants. It's Izuku; an overt display of affection will tip the scales. He doesn't really care if Katsuki does it or not right now, though. Izuku leans back as he rides his boyfriend like some kind of toy, head tilting back as his neck rolls and he shuts his eyes, focused entirely on their connection. ]
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Fuck... he's really inside him. The way his body's connected to him is unreal. Katsuki swallows, forgetting the question as he's instead lost in the sensation and reality of this. He's fucking Izuku. Watching him slide up and down, the sticking grip from before faded now. Just a wet slide, his cock going in and out of him. Legs braced behind, giving Izuku a "board" to rest against while he moves.]
Fuck... you look amazing like this...
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Katsuki keeps complimenting him. Izuku was fishing for another love you or something, but he's weak to the praise. ]
C-closer. Kacchan...how bad do you wanna move?
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Takes him a while to work up to the "l-word" because he likes to save it like a tactical missile strike.]
This... this is tolerable... ngh... right now-
[Half-truth, half-taunt. ]
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[ It feels fucking amazing, so Izuku agrees. But be also stops moving, Katsuki's cockhead and some change still lodged inside but the rest in the cooler air outside as Izuku's thighs tense, keeping him up.
His hands slide down past Katsuki's, to his boyfriend's thighs to firmly hold them down. ]
How long can you tolerate it, Kacchan?
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This? [And promptly hikes his hips up an inch.] Hell no.
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He grins. It mimics Katsuki's more than his own, that slightly dangerous thing he gets in a fight, because in some ways this is one. Everything between them feels that way at some point or another. ]
No moving, Kacchan. Right now, you're my toy.
i will always love that fucking icon.
Katsuki retorts with a similar grin, leaning towards him in a more aggressive challenge that sees his hand spark and pop with tiny explosions. Oh now this is getting interesting...]
Then why the fuck aren't you playing with me?
[Sitting there doing nothing instead. Neer neer neer. What do the Americans say... uh...]
Giddy up, cowboy.
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He's still grinning, though. ]
I am playing with you. You don't think it's fun to see you desperate?
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Bastard... [It comes out in a growl despite the grin on his face and he clenches his abs so he can at least twitch his dick inside the other boy a few times.] I could be railing you into the fucking bed right now.
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Maybe I'll just get myself off and not let you come until I've gone as many times as I want...?
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Something your fingers are never gonna be able to do.
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[ Weird lead in, but he says it all breathy as his teeth nip at Katsuki's tongue. ]
You already had yours when you started jerking off, but I didn't. I've had things to...experiment with, and you know what I found out? It's pretty hard to keep even pressure around my cock to stop myself coming with my hand, but blackwhip does it just fine, Katsuki.
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[Katsuki's still twitching his hips, but unable to get much of any result from it. Izuku's hands are keeping him down, which is one part turn on and one part frustrating. Curiosity, however? That's a thing...]
Are you threatening to put a cockring on me? Is that it, shit nerd?
[Katsuki deliberately shoves his tongue between Izuku's teeth, pushing it into his mouth as he kisses him hard and wet and hot. Arm sliding fully around his shoulder and griping at his joint.]
Tsk, why'd I have to fall in love with a dumbass like you... Go for it.
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Didn't expect an okay since he was mostly trying to fuck with his boyfriend, but something like cold energy slithers around the base of Katsuki's cock. ]
Because you like the idea of me taking anything I want from you.
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Well at least until something cold winds around his dick and he jolts up, head twitching and shoulders hiking at the sensation.] The fuck-?! [Oh right. Blackwhip. He glares at him, a smirk playing on the corner of his lips.]
It's never been cold before...
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[ Izuku doesn't know the exacts and doesn't care. He's getting high off a lot of things. Holding Katsuki down and taking what he wants is...interesting. Not something he usually does.
He drops back down, splitting his attention to his Quirk and boyfriend both. ]
Kacchan, I'm gonna wreck you.
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