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Smutty Scenarios

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.

Please listen to and respect each others preferences.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
8. Wild Card (Mix and match prompts or bring your own!)

Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Sexswapped - One or both of you is the opposite sex!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

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[Yeah, unless he wants to look in the mirror and see himself looking like he got fucking sunburned everywhere, that's not gonna happen. Katsuki answers the request by mouthing over one shoulder blade, tongue tracing the apex of the angle.]

We got all night, Izuku...

[At the same time as he bites him on the bone, Katsuki presses his finger in. A slow but firm pressure that dents him in and then pushes through with a soft glide around his digit.]

[ He'll settle for enough hickeys tomorrow that Katsuki gets teased for it all day. His shoulder shifts under Katsuki's tongue, moving again as Izuku buries his face in his arms, shoulders hunching. ]

Promise? [ Half mumbled, and cracked partway through when Katsuki starts to press his finger in. ]

[Not if he doesn't leave them in places that can be seen! Katsuki continues to move his finger further in, but takes it gently and focuses more on his mouth and Izuku's shoulder. Follows it as it sinks in his back when he moves his arm, then lifts when it rises as his shoulders arch.]

Uh-huh.

[He's not going to let him go to sleep without plenty of reasons to be exhausted.]

[ Izuku will be sad if at least a few can't be seen by himself at least. But he also spent way too much time looking at the first ever hickey Katsuki left on his neck, like a weirdo. He just likes physical signs of affection like that.

The sighs have some volume to them now. An edge of noise. ]

Feels...

[It'll probably be easy to see the one on the nape of his neck if he pulls his collar down and looks in the mirror. Or if he takes his shirt off and sees the hickey on his shoulder blade... the bite mark on his spine between the pair of wingbones... another hickey slowly blooming into life on the back of his right ribs as Katsuki sucks against his skin, warm and supple with the slight bite of salt.]

[ It feels like he's overheating. Might be just that Katsuki's something of a furnace at his back right now, but Izuku knows it also has to do with what they're doing. The way Katsuki sucks the skin near his ribs and he jolts with - well, surprised laughter but it's threaded with a moan. Ticklish a bit but also his skin feels like Katsuki poured carbonation over every inch of it somehow.

It feels so much and he feels like every gentle movement is stripping him bare of everything. Taking away his skin and muscle and bones and marrow and leaving whatever is at the center of a person when everything else has been lifted away.

Maybe what's left behind is just the part of himself that thinks about Katsuki, right now. Nothing else seems to exist anymore. ]

W-why is it when I ask you to be nice you're mean, but when I ask you to be mean you're nice?

[ That startled laugh is amusement threaded through words that are more breath than volume, and it's anything but a complaint. ]

[Stop laughing. He bites him for it. Not the sexy slow chomp, but a "hmph" little pinch of a nip for being a turd. Good to know he's ticklish a little here... Also means Katsuki's gonna pause for a second and lave his tongue around the area a few times. Follows the curve of his ribs from the back just under his shoulder blade to around the side, keeping to his lower ribs. With Izuku's arms raised as they are, it pulls the skin and muscle taut over the bone, giving an interesting sensation.

The carbonation would probably be all those blonde spikes sticking up and brushing at his skin...

Good to know Izku feels like he's making out with his soul or something. Working his finger in further, he curls slightly, feeling that wet grip clinging to him. Strange, but not unpleasant. It's... moving? Like, Izuku's flexing around his finger. Didn't know an ass would be so, uh, animated. YEAH HE KNOWS ANATOMICALLY, BUT NOT EXPERIENCE, FUCK OFF!!]

Cause I told you not to order me around, stupid little shrimp. [Despite the words, there's a hot breath ghosting over his back and a smirk tugging at his lips.] If you think I'm being nice...

[Hm... Right... there, middle of his back, left side of his spine, where a ribbon of muscle just flexed. CHOMP!]

[ Well. It gets Izuku to clench down around Katsuki's finger for a moment as his body jerks in surprise. He can't get away in this position and wasn't really trying to seriously - it was just instinctive reaction to try to bury himself in the bed.

Biting Izuku in a mean way apparently can also get a moan out of him. Enough it would have been audible through the wall, and he slaps a hand over his mouth. ]

[ Well. It gets Izuku to clench down around Katsuki's finger for a moment as his body jerks in surprise. He can't get away in this position and wasn't really trying to seriously - it was just instinctive reaction to try to bury himself in the bed.

[That feels so weird. But good too? The way it gets all warped and squeezing inside as Izuku's hips duck down and his spine curves. The bite's hard enough to leave marks on his skin, not enough to break for blood, but he'll be seeing it tomorrow if he looks.

The moan he gets in response as well earns a rumbling sound from Katsuki's throat and he curls his finger again, rubbing at the other boy's insides before using his tongue to lave over the patch of back he's got in his mouth.]

Heh... [Loud, huh.]

[ Good to know Katsuki is leaving marks like he asked. Izuku will be a happy mess later. He's behind since he's only gotten a mark or two on Katsuki's neck. But there's plenty of time to fix that, at least.

This time he's arching up, but more with his ass. Pushing into Katsuki's finger, still muffling his own noises. It's not quite deep enough. ]

[Really think he wouldn't with that kind of invitation? At least it's his finger in his ass and not his dick yet. That makes it easier for him to move around. Finally letting off the bite on his back and licking at it a few time to soothe over the ring of teeth marks. It's the raised hum of rear muscles that earns his attention next and he slowly begins to work his finger out. All the way to the tip, then pushes back in with a firm thrust. Past the second joint and completely in to the knuckle.]

Whoa... it just got real tight.

Ngh - [ His hand drops away a bit. Izuku's got his forehead pressed into his arm, and he's sweating a bit. Not much - just the kind of pre heat flush you get when you're aroused and trying to stay calm.

His ears are red. ]

What...did you expect...?

[Katsuki licks up the middle of his back, slowly going from the diamond all the way up to the nape of his neck, made so much easier (and attractive) since he's got his head bowed like that. Pre-heat flush is a nice touch on him; he can see the pink creeping around the back of his neck too.

Fuck. How can his ears be red and NOT end up getting bitten by the blonde? Because that's exactly what he's doing.]

Dunno. This is the first time I've put my finger in your ass. Didn't know it'd be so greedy.

[ Like Izuku has any control over what his ears are doing. Or over his boyfriend coming up like a shark to bite at one. ]

Fuh - ck...K-Kacchan... [ Hitched curse, and that same old nickname. Katsuki's heard it breathless and painfully turned on before at least. ]

You'll give it - though...

[Could put his hands over them, but that'd just get his fingers bitten. So he nips at them regardless, feeling the blooming heat radiating off their curved shells. So red.]

Uh-huh. Can't keep it starving.

[He turns his hand, twisting his finger inside a few times, fingertip pressing against the walls as he feels around deep inside.]

How many'd you put in here?

O-one...I wanted to save anything more for...

[ Mumbled with embarrassment. He'd said that earlier he thinks but he'd also mentioned Katsuki's stolen shirt and that had maybe been a little distracting.

There's a sudden jolt and he stops speaking. ]

Me.

[Doesn't need the help to finish the sentence. Katsuki leans down a bit further and traces his tongue not just across the top curve of his ear's shell, but slips it under to lick the inside of the upper half, just to be a dick again.

He's not thinking about his stolen shirt. Way more interesting to notice Izuku jolt like that and then repeat the last thing he did to see it again.]

[ Fuck. He can't help kind of whining against the comforter, head lolling to the side just a bit so Katsuki can get at his ear easier. Though the whine was more from his fingers.

Izuku's experiments were haphazard if backed by a knowledge of anatomy. He'd gotten off before he had to go too far just from the thought of more, but once or twice he'd hit upon the right bundle of nerves.

It's a weird fucking jolt, different from the kind of sensation he gets from his dick. He likes it, but it makes him sound a lot more...needy. And that's embarrassing more than anything else. ]

Th - cchan...

[Shit, why does that noise sound so good? He dragged a lot of noises out of him before, making him whine on the couch as he attacks his neck or earning groans when his hand went down to grasp a leg. But Izuku's head drops to the side and he accepts the invite to press the tip of his tongue inside the shell, digging under the rim to slowly trace along the inner surface.

That finger keeps exploring, skirting around from back to front. Wonders if it's "true" that he can push "back" towards Izuku's tailbone, or if he's "right" in pushing it up against the "back" of his dick. Certainly can't see where his finger is, but hell if it's not fun to curl his digit and feel along his squeezing walls.

Right, the guy's prostate. He remembers from his own searches. Must've accidentally touched it.]

Who the fuck's Thachan, Deku?

[Feeling around again, slowly, trying to find it once more.]

M...m'secret boyfriend.

[ He has no idea. Mumbling a response just to say something because Katsuki said words, and Izuku isn't in the right space for acing an exam of any sort. One hand comes up to grip Katsuki's hair, tugging him in closer even though this angle sucks for kissing and he doesn't try. Just wants to see him.

His cheeks are all flushed, too. ]

Ngh...other way.

Gonna have to kill him.

[Of course he doesn't. Katsuki smirks at the mumbled response and then eases off his ear so he can use his teeth to bite on the shell. Lazily chewing his way down the red curve so he can get to his earlobe instead. It's always fun when he can get his boyfriend so hot and bothered, Izuku's motor mouth stops working. Personal victory there.

Has to lean forward when he's grabbed by the hair and pulled, leaning over to look at Izuku from the corner of his eye.]

This way? [He starts--his finger starts--following Izuku's directions.] Left or right.

[Wow, if someone told him he'd be playing a game of "Hot or Cold" in Izuku's ass, he would've decked them.]

Mm...left... [ He's...pulling on Katsuki's hair in the direction he wants him to move. Like reins. He's not even thinking about it, just kind of trying to guide him like that since he's frazzled and distracted as fuck. ]

Left. [Deliberately husking it in Izuku's ear, a grin tugging on the corner of his lips when the other boy pulls his hair in the same direction. Annoying, but cute. He lets him get away with it this time and moves his finger to the left. Fucking tugging his reins... It's kind of hot. It'd be lie if he said he didn't enjoy making Izuku distracted as fuck.]

How about here? [Rubbing that wall.]

[ There's a soft grunt of agreement as his hand keeps tugging, not vocalizing the directions specifically but more guiding by that sort of description...Katsuki's a smart boy; he can figure it out.

Doesn't need to be a genius to figure out why Izuku arches up into him, eyes squeezing shut as he gasps. Just a brush again but he's not used to it still, so he's trying to move into it but away at the same time. ]

[Damn, this might be a new turn on, getting his hand directed via Izuku's grip and pull on his hair. Yeah, he's smart, and the visceral translation of eagerness, need, and frustration going between hand tug and finger rub is a new experience.

Turn on too. A few more directions and]

Hmn... right there, Izuku?

[That's a nice feeling, the way Izuku's body instinctively shifts away from the touch, but his insides squeeze and hips push towards it. That arch is beautiful, and the way his eyes clench with the sound of his inhale is a fucking arousal injection into his head. Fuck...]

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