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Smutty Scenarios

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.

Please listen to and respect each others preferences.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
8. Wild Card (Mix and match prompts or bring your own!)

Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Sexswapped - One or both of you is the opposite sex!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

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Left. [Deliberately husking it in Izuku's ear, a grin tugging on the corner of his lips when the other boy pulls his hair in the same direction. Annoying, but cute. He lets him get away with it this time and moves his finger to the left. Fucking tugging his reins... It's kind of hot. It'd be lie if he said he didn't enjoy making Izuku distracted as fuck.]

How about here? [Rubbing that wall.]

[ There's a soft grunt of agreement as his hand keeps tugging, not vocalizing the directions specifically but more guiding by that sort of description...Katsuki's a smart boy; he can figure it out.

Doesn't need to be a genius to figure out why Izuku arches up into him, eyes squeezing shut as he gasps. Just a brush again but he's not used to it still, so he's trying to move into it but away at the same time. ]

[Damn, this might be a new turn on, getting his hand directed via Izuku's grip and pull on his hair. Yeah, he's smart, and the visceral translation of eagerness, need, and frustration going between hand tug and finger rub is a new experience.

Turn on too. A few more directions and]

Hmn... right there, Izuku?

[That's a nice feeling, the way Izuku's body instinctively shifts away from the touch, but his insides squeeze and hips push towards it. That arch is beautiful, and the way his eyes clench with the sound of his inhale is a fucking arousal injection into his head. Fuck...]

[ This turn on might take Izuku more than one go to notice. He's usually good at honing in on Katsuki's preferences, but he's more than a little distracted. Or maybe the right word is focused - he can't think of too much more than Katsuki's finger (warm, bigger than his own, smoother and he can't predict the movements), his boyfriend's body caging him in from behind, that sultry voice right in his ear using his name.

He loves hearing Katsuki say "Izuku", but it's always playing fucking dirty. With all of that, it's hard to focus on the way Katsuki reacts, though depending on how he's pressed up against Izuku, Izuku might at least feel his arousal. ]

Yes. [ It's barely a gasp, barely a word but his hand twists in Katsuki's hair, demanding and insistent. ] Don't stop.

[Katsuki's not going to comment on it at first just out of pride and the fact he's gonna "wtf, me?!" when he gets his brain back to working. And not completely consumed by how he can bully the fuck out of his boyfriend sexually while getting to find out what first time fingering feels like. It's just so fucking surprising, the sensation. Like it's alive in there. He's had his finger in Izuku's mouth before and it's kind of similar? Except he doesn't have to pause for breath.]

Right, like I was gonna do that. [Stop, that is. He feels around again, pushing on his walls, getting some squishier gives from those gripping muscle. Won't be hard at all to feel the blonde's dick rutting against the back of his leg, since Katsuki's more or less gliding over one of them, finger blindly working inside him while his mouth tortures the other boy's ear and mouth.] You're sucking on me.

[ At least the demand to not stop didn't trigger his contrary asshole response. Izuku typically tries to avoid that but he's not thinking straight right now. The lines are all curvy and corkscrewing through a mind that's only parsing sensation right now. He's always prone to thinking too much, but this kind of physical activity can kind of quiet it down for a while. He figured that out the first time they made out.

Every time Katsuki does what he wants he yanks harder like some sort of reflex. ]

J-just keep thinking how it's gonna feel on your dick. [ It's unfair if he's the only one being tortured. A relationship should have equal opportunity torture, or something. ]

[He's not thinking "straight" when it comes to Katsuki anyways. *ba-dum tish* I'll see myself out. Pressing in again, this time adding the twist to his hand while he's penetrating him. That's what he's looking for, the feeling of his rim twisting along with his finger. Not much, too slippery to stick to him, but enough it gives a strange tension that's interesting all to its own. Still continuing to keep his mouth occupied with Izuku's own.

Each yank earns a repeat of whatever he did just recently that he can remember. Bite his lip, rub that spot in his ass, suck on his ear, grind his hips, whatever Izuku wants, he's fucking giving it to him with the encouragement.]

Fuck, don't make me fucking shove it in you... [Tempt him with a good time.]

N-not allowed.

[ It does sound like a good time. But Izuku sounds stubborn, as much as he can around a moan as he arches back again, swearing under his breath. ]

I'm- I'm r-riding you, get on your back if you want - want to start -

Oh yeah?

[Sounds like a challenge. Katsuki nips him on the shell again, mercifully moving to the other one so the tormented thing can get a reprieve from all the teeth, lips, and tongue action. Fuck, Izuku sounds good when he swears like that (and tries to keep it hidden). Katsuki licks up the back of his ear, then blows on the wet skin as he crooks his finger again.]

I can still thrust on my back you know...

[But slowly starts to ease his finger out so they can move. Impatient.]

[ He's aware that Katsuki won't lie there prone and isn't expecting him to ever do that anyway. Not unless he's tied up or drugged and even then probably not. The second he gets that finger out, Izuku makes a sort of annoyed growly noise out of simple sexual frustration, activates his Quirk, and turns and tackles his boyfriend.

He's not really using much of it. Just enough to...play? ]

I won, remember? You're my prize, Kacchan, so I get to do what I want...

[Katsuki should've predicted the growly sound's results. Instead-] Oof! [-gets caught in the chest, arms flying out behind Izuku and slamming on his back with a leg sticking up.] Bastard! Don't just tackle me like that!

[At least that raised leg means he can "axe kick" drop it down on Izuku's butt in mild revenge. Then bounces it off and settles by his boyfriend's legs, one hand holding onto the other boy's shoulder as he looks up at his face. God, he looks good like this, all flushed and horny and wanting... and he did that with a finger. Or... no there's been a lot more than just a finger going on tonight.]

Uh-huh. But you're my boyfriend so I'm gonna make you feel good regardless.

[To prove it, he rakes a hand backwards through Izuku's hair, combing his bangs so he can lean up and kiss him right on the forehead. Then bites an eyebrow cause fuck 100% nice.]

Do what you want. I'm yours. Sexy little shit.

[ The eyebrow bite gets a confused wince instead of anything more enticing like some of his other bites get. It's not an erogenous zone for Izuku apparently. ]

I can tackle you if I want. [ Though right now he's just hovering over Katsuki, shifting up until he's on his knees sitting directly in front of his dick. Not getting on it yet.

...he's a bit nervous. ]

You just said it. You're mine, right?

[He won't know unless he tries. Besides, it was there and he's biting, so it gets a sample. Won't bother with it again, though he does lean down to look him in the eyes. A smirk plays on his lips at the comment.]

Then I'm gonna fucking tackle you outta nowhere next time.

[Katsuki lets him go so he can sit up, hands sliding down to rest on Izuku's hips. He's touched him here before, but always with shorts or pants or underwear on. It's... interesting to feel the bare skin under his fingers.]

Yeah?

You already do that to me.

[ Well...it feels out of nowhere but Katsuki probably feels like it's justified somehow. He doesn't really care; some level of struggling during making out has always been there even if Izuku is more willing to cave than Katsuki...usually. Sometimes he gets a bee in his bonnet.

Right now, he's in one of his more aggressive moods it seems, probably out of nerves. Of course his "aggressive" isn't really that threatening when you realize it's Izuku, but he gets stubborn and fights tooth and nail to have his way when he's in the right mood for it. ]

Is that a question or an answer?

Cause your reaction's fucking hilarious. [And attractive. Also has some lingering sentiments of no longer shoving him into trash cans or knocking Izuku over hedges. Bullying things. Sexual bullying seems to be way more acceptable to the other boy and Katsuki certainly finds ways to do it, like those ears a minute ago. So red.

Aggressive nerves are fine and Katsuki squeezes his hips once or twice before letting his thumbs start to wander circles around on the curve of his pelvis. Look, there are some villains who will shit their pants when Izuku gets pissed at them. The blonde knows he's got that fire in him and it's nice when the heat comes out in bed.] That's an "I just fucking told you so why the hell are you asking me again, idiot?"

[ Izuku doesn't mind being tackled into walls and couches and beds and the floor these days? It usually ends well for him one way or another. Either Katsuki really wants to spar or he really wants to get off or he's just being annoying but then it ends up one of the other two ways anyway.

Izuku reaches behind him, scarred fingers curling around Katsuki's cock. ]

Maybe I like hearing it.

[Hasn't tackled him into a wall. That just looks stupid outside of a fight. But onto couches and beds? Hell yeah. More of the clothesline variety. Just up and "whomp!" knocks him onto the bed while following atop him to pin him down. Tackling him onto the floor... special occasions. Or just really, Really fucking horny.

Katsuki sucks in a breath as fingers rub around his dick before wrapping him in them fully. Shit, that's nice. His eyes narrow up at the other boy and petulantly keeps his silence.

Instead, he deliberately traces his tongue between his teeth, slicking his lips, as he reaches up and begins to write the kanji for "I'm yours" on Izuku's chest. Right over his heart. Slow. Deliberate. Never once breaking eye contact.]

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[ Izuku looks like he's about to get stubborn right up until Katsuki reaches up to touch him. It takes him a second to catch on, but not long. They've always been neck and neck academically since they were kids (although beating Katsuki's scores was always truly dangerous back then) and Izuku's just as whip smart as his boyfriend.

...he softens with a scowl that isn't at all threatening, more trying not to smile completely stupidly at Katsuki.

It's a battle Izuku fails. ]

Unfair...

[ Katsuki knows he's being unfair. Izuku goes up on his knees, not trying to break that contact with Katsuki's hand. ]

Then, I'll take you.

[He's not sure which of them melts that wannabe scowl. The fact Izuku can understand what he's writing (and Katasuki obviously knows he can) or that Izuku finds the hand writing on his body to simply be a touching gesture. Probably both. Either way, victory for him. Just cause he's not a romantic At All, doesn't mean he doesn't know how to be if he wants.

The scowl's gone, replaced by that smile trying to tug through, and Katsuki finishes the message with a deliberate flick off the other hero's nipple.]

Don't give me shit about "fair", Linebacker. [His hand splays over Izuku's abs, tracing through the grooves a few times as he watches him lean forward.] All of me?

[ It's both, but more what he wrote. Being romantic is a surefire way to get Izuku to melt and do whatever he wants. It's like a cheat code.

Flicking his nipple is a, uh, different sort of cheat code and Izuku's grip on Katsuki's cock abruptly tightens as he jerks. ]

I-I don't think that's my favorite nickname. [ Kind of bizarre. But let him just...

Fumble. Fuck. He wanted to do this all sexy and smooth but Katsuki's being distracting and it makes lining him up harder. ]

When haven't I taken all of you?

[Then it's probably a good thing he's dating Mr. UnRomantic. There's no real intent on abusing that cheat code. But good to know it's an effective thing. Might do it with his tongue some day... really turn him into a fucking puddle.

He hums softly at the sudden tension and grip, then moves to pinch and roll the other boy's nipple between his fingers.]

It's a one-off. Forget it.

[Katsuki calls him lots of stuff. And he likes being distracting, because Izuku'd get nervous otherwise. But it's hard to keep his fingers going smoothly with the other boy palming his dick like that so much... fuck...]

Dunno. This is gonna be a first for you...

[Izuku's never had his dick in his ass before. He's bigger than those fingers after all.]

Mm, but...when haven't I been able to handle you?

[ At the very least he always gets back up. Izuku takes a breath, manages to get the head of Katsuki's cock up against his ass, and starts to feed it in.

It's. Way wider than Katsuki's finger. They didn't even get past one finger, like idiots, so Izuku's going to have fun. ]

When I tried on that mesh tank top and you had to excuse yourself.

[For a phone call, but Katsuki still teases him about it. It's true Izuku's never gone down to him, even when he defeats him. Always getting back up and rising to the challenge.

He curls his lower lip over his teeth, taking a breath as the head of his dick slots up against Izuku's hole. Fuck, this is really happening. Pressure grips at the tip, pinching him with a wet sensation. He bends a knee almost immediately, hands tightening on Izuku's thighs to hold him.]

Is it... ngh... wet enough?

I...I don't... [ He doesn't know. How much lube are you supposed to use for this sort of thing? It doesn't feel like it's going to catch so much he can't get it in yet but he's just at the easy part. It's a sort of...even all around pressure pushing out, way different from his finger, or Katsuki's.

He paused there just to focus on that feeling, but Izuku figures he should probably get at least the whole head in so he can worry less about it popping out. His thighs are tense, but lowering himself that much isn't too hard.

Oh God that's weird. ]

You...did that on purpose. [ The tank top. ] And you stormed off when I w-wore those skinny jeans -

[ When he let his friends dress him up, he means. ]

You're the one who was fingering your ass! [Did he not use lube or something?! Katsuki only then remembers he doesn't know where their lube is and has to go fishing around blindly on the bed again until he lands a hand on the tube. Got it. Still isn't stopping the pressure or nudging, but he's not shoving in just yet.

Remaining hand still keeps a hold on the other boy's thighs, gripping it as that cabling strength ripples under his skin. A slight pressure, pushing the slick ring of muscle down on his head... until-] Ngh. [Guess they don't need more lube. Right now. His breath comes out in a hard grunt and drops his head on the pillow, gazing up at Izuku with heated eyes.]

Fuck... that feels so weird. [Totally dodging the skinny jeans comment! Had to go to the bathroom! Yeah! Nothing to do with those fucking jeans grabbing all the right places! Fucking murdered them for putting Izuku in those damn things when he wasn't prepared for it! (Their friends sure knew what they were doing, assholes.)

Katsuki winces a little at the sensation; it's anything but uncomfortable. Fuck it's tight.] S'it hurt?

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