tfln.

[freeshavacados]

you know what to do.

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Harley Quinn | DCEU

[sequinns]

01. You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgment comments to yourself.

02. I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react.

03. I was a psycho gf all the time... I'm sorry.

04. Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again.

05. [ text her! ] 

2

[metball]

Honestly? Hit me.

Re: 2

[sequinns]

[ attached is a nude from the waist up with a pink tassel on one side and a blue one on the other. ]

Pink or blue.

Be honest.

I can take it.

[metball]

Pink.

[sequinns]

You don’t have anything to say about my tits?

Because I think they’re pretty fantastic.

[metball]

You didn't ask for my general thoughts.

But now that you have I'd say 10/10.

[sequinns]

Let’s just assume that I’m always looking for boob compliments.

[oracle_knows]

askfjl

[sequinns]

You ok there?

[oracle_knows]

It'll take more than the thought of your naked photos to endanger me.

[sequinns]

You know you could have just sent me an ass pic instead of butt texting me.

I would have totally accepted an ass pic.

[oracle_knows]

I'm not sending you an ass pic! Especially not after you haven't sent me a nude! Not that I've any interest in nudes of you or anyone else!

[sequinns]

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

Then again I don’t think we should be calling you a lady when we both know you have a filthy mind.

2.

[scarificate]

sure
go ahead

Re: 2.

[sequinns]

Your enthusiasm is killing me.

[scarificate]

Good :)
u still wanna know how I'll react or what?

[sequinns]

HIGH-larious.

[ Sends a very obviously and badly photoshopped image of Roman’s head pasted on some rando’s naked body. ]

[scarificate]

[ Ok that takes him by surprise. ]

the fuck
bitch u wish

[sequinns]

Bitch you’re the one encouraging me to send you nudes.

[ She started it but whatever. ]

1

[zerorageissues]

It's not about consumption. It's about not telling me there are skittles in my motorcycle helmet before I put it on.

[sequinns]

I

Was

Saving

Them

For

Later

And you dumped them on the street

[zerorageissues]

I dumped them on my head. They went into my hair, my friggin' bra, everywhere. There's one in my bellybutton as we speak.

[sequinns]

Don’t act like you’re not gonna eat it.

[zerorageissues]

You're usually right when you say that to me, but this time, I might not eat it. If you promise not to store fucking candy in my everywhere, I might let you eat it.

[sequinns]

I can’t tell if you’re threatening me with my own Skittles or not.