tfln.

[freeshavacados]

you know what to do.

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[sequinns]

You ok there?

[oracle_knows]

It'll take more than the thought of your naked photos to endanger me.

[sequinns]

You know you could have just sent me an ass pic instead of butt texting me.

I would have totally accepted an ass pic.

[oracle_knows]

I'm not sending you an ass pic! Especially not after you haven't sent me a nude! Not that I've any interest in nudes of you or anyone else!

[sequinns]

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

Then again I don’t think we should be calling you a lady when we both know you have a filthy mind.

[oracle_knows]

I'm pure as the driven snow. Unfortunately.

[sequinns]

I’m gonna stop you right there and call bullshit.

[oracle_knows]

I wish it was bullshit. Rather than ridiculous social rules and burning the candle at both ends.

[sequinns]

Don’t you know there’s a way to study hard and still get fucked?

[oracle_knows]

My first three tinder dates without a mask ended in two dates being arrested and the third being a friend's boyfriend. And if you sign up as Batgirl you get auto-banned for catfishing.

[sequinns]

What I’m getting from this is you have a kink for bad guys.

[oracle_knows]

You may have something there. You know the first version of this costume was intended to be Catwoman cosplay?