tfln.

[freeshavacados]

you know what to do.

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[zerorageissues]

You're usually right when you say that to me, but this time, I might not eat it. If you promise not to store fucking candy in my everywhere, I might let you eat it.

[sequinns]

I can’t tell if you’re threatening me with my own Skittles or not.

[zerorageissues]

I'm trying to segue into flirting.

[sequinns]

Oh WELL in that case.

I can think of other places to eat Skittles off of.

[zerorageissues]

I'm open to suggestions. Just nowhere they could get lost.

nsfw

[sequinns]

So no pussy Skittles.

That’s ok.

I’m also a fan of eating them off boobs.

[zerorageissues]

Good. This is good conflict resolution, I think.

[sequinns]

What are your thoughts on pixie sticks?

[zerorageissues]

They sound itchy but you know it's a little impossible for me to say no to you on virtually anything. Except the fucking skittles.

[sequinns]

I can’t believe you’re this upset over Skittles.

Ok look. I’ll make it up to you.

Imagine: you covered with pixie stick dust and me licking it up.

[zerorageissues]

...okay, you're forgiven on a probationary basis.

[ And to show she's not genuinely mad (because Helena knows she can be unpredictable on that front) and because she kinda thinks it's what Harley would do, she sends a topless pic. Or rather, a picture taken in a bathroom with Helena's top pulled up to her chin to show off her bare breasts. ]

[sequinns]

Can you turn a little to the left?

Stick out your chest?

Then shake them all about?

Maybe take a video of it and send it?

[zerorageissues]

[ Helena chews over the request for a moment; sometimes it really is impossible to know if Harley is being serious or not. She's still telling herself she's thinking it over when she starts shooting the video, beginning with a mildly pompous: ]

Only for you do I do these things, jerk.

[ Then she pans out...turns a little to the left...sticks out her chest...and shakes her breasts all about. In spite of herself, she smiles a little before ending the video. ]

[sequinns]

[ Harley had been being completely serious, even if her request might have sounded ridiculous. Though she hadn’t actually expected to get a video out of this, so it’s a pleasant surprise. ]

I’ll take being a jerk if it means I get videos of your bouncing tits.

[zerorageissues]

Such a jerk.

Be nice and maybe you'll get more.

[sequinns]

I don’t have any use for catching more flies with honey.

I do have use for licking honey off you.

[zerorageissues]

Starting to feel a lot like your plate. Not that I mind, y'know, being your meal.

[sequinns]

I could eat you all day, sweet cheeks.

[zerorageissues]

Big boast. Needs testing.

[sequinns]

Stop by and we can take it for a spin through the scientific method.

[zerorageissues]

Well...I am a fan of the scientific method. I watch Mythbusters and everything.

[sequinns]

Do you like having your myths busted?

[zerorageissues]

Not 100% sure what the analogy means at this point, but I'm going to go with it and yeah, I want you to bust the fuck out of my myths.