tfln.

[freeshavacados]

you know what to do.

Comments

[metball]

Pink.

[sequinns]

You don’t have anything to say about my tits?

Because I think they’re pretty fantastic.

[metball]

You didn't ask for my general thoughts.

But now that you have I'd say 10/10.

[sequinns]

Let’s just assume that I’m always looking for boob compliments.

[metball]

I would send you one, but I assume you already saw that dumb horror flick I did with the topless scene.

[sequinns]

I...

I have not.

Do I need Netflix for this?

Hulu?

Amazon Prime?

Fuck. Why did Blockbuster have to go out of business?

[metball]

Oh, it's not on streaming.

Just google "Daphne Kluger topless".

[sequinns]

So YouTube.

The king of all streaming.

[metball]

I'm pretty sure it's uploaded to Pornhub too.

Wish it could have at least been for Oscar bait.

[sequinns]

Oh, well, Pornhub!

Why didn’t you say that to begin with.

I’m a regular there.

[metball]

Because I'm not usually searching for my own topless pictures?

I can see my tits whenever I want.

[sequinns]

You do that don’t you?

Stare at them and see what you can bounce off of them.

[metball]

Uh, no.

[ like, five minutes later ]

Maybe once when I was drunk.