what's your number?

[semimeme]

 

what's your #?

a meme about what it says on the tin.

1. post with your character, canon, prefs if you like
2. include in your comment the number of individual sexual partners your character has had (feel free to headcanon it up; zeroes are valid)

3. comment to others. be surprised, scandalised, delighted, etc.

Comments

[superchill]

I made rivals that I'm eventually gonna take down!

[swellter]

[ You sound more and more like his father. ]

Is that why you were tutoring Kirishima?

[superchill]

[ yeah, it's not the first time he'd hear that. he doesn't like it, either. ]

...

That was different.

[swellter]

[ He’s not buying your bullshit. ]

How?

[superchill]

[ That's the other annoying thing about Todoroki. He barely believes the bullshit. ]

Tutoring him helps me study too, so it was really better for me to do it.

[swellter]

You were hitting him with a rolled-up book.

[ He calls bullshit. ]

[superchill]

Ugh, what's it to you, anyway?? What's your fucking point? So what?

[swellter]

You don't just care about rankings.

[superchill]

Because I already know I'm gonna be number one, so yeah, fine! I can think about other things too. Doesn't mean I'm gonna get with Kirishima, though!!

[swellter]

[ ..... ]

You're getting with Kirishima?

[superchill]

whAT??? I SAID I'M NOT!!

[swellter]

Then, why did you bring it up?

[superchill]

Because!! That was the point of this whole conversation!

[swellter]

[ That seems like a strong reaction over a simple question. ]

That's not true.

[ Let him remind you. ]

Your zero is bigger than mine. That was the point.

[superchill]

[ Does it? A strong reaction? From Bakugou? Who would have guessed. ]

Fucking christ, are you serious? Fine. FINE. It's probably bigger cause it's always gonna be like that!

[swellter]

[ That does melt the neutral expression. ]

Why?

[superchill]

What do you mean why?

[he asks as if the answer is painfully obvious.]

[swellter]

Don't you like people?

[superchill]

[ This non-neutral expression might be more annoying than the neutral one... ]

Is that supposed to be a trick question...?

[swellter]

Why would I try to trick you?

[ He's very serious. ]

[superchill]

Because it's a stupid question! Of course I don't like people!

[swellter]

But, you like All-Might.

[ He's heard of your action figures. ]

[superchill]

....Are you suggesting I change the number over my head with All Might?? Cause that's what we're fucking talking about right now!

[swellter]

[ .... ]

That's not what I meant.

[ He doesn't really want to think about student-teacher relations, okay. ]

I wasn't talking about sex.

[superchill]

We were absolutely talking about sex, what the fuck you weirdo.

[hey, he doesn't want to think about it either! Todoroki is the one who brought it up!]

You asked me why my number is never gonna change and then you bring up All Might!