what's your number?

[semimeme]

 

what's your #?

a meme about what it says on the tin.

1. post with your character, canon, prefs if you like
2. include in your comment the number of individual sexual partners your character has had (feel free to headcanon it up; zeroes are valid)

3. comment to others. be surprised, scandalised, delighted, etc.

Comments

[rum_eyes]

Who're you waiting for?

[lanyards]

[ noooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooOoooooooooOOooo ABORT ABORT ABORT ]

N-No one! I didn't say anything!!

[rum_eyes]

But you said— [ Sigh. Not like he's surprised. ] You don't have to lie if you just don't want to have sex.

[lanyards]

I'm not lying! I want to have sex all the time—!

[ wait ]

I-I mean... It's hypothetical... I just meant — in general, I'd like to wait for the right person.....................................

[rum_eyes]

[ Blink. ]

You want to... do it always? Or you always want to do it?

[ Both sound exhausting and kind of annoying. ]

So how long are you gonna wait?

[lanyards]

[ yes. the answer is yes. 😭 ]

Ah, until I find the right person, I guess...

[ just going to. not stare too meaningfully at rum. yes. ]

[rum_eyes]

[ He's going to allow Ginger to dodge that question because he's scared of the answer.

Rum stares straight back, eyes even but cheeks tinged a slight pink. Maybe his tan skin will hide it unlike Ginger's unforgivingly pale complexion. It suits him, though... ]

How will you know you found them?

[lanyards]

[ bless your kind soul, rum...

but so much for being subtle? ginger holds rum's piercing gaze for as long as he can, which is honestly just long enough to say: ]

You just know.

[ and then he seems to realize himself, so he'll glance away, blinking rapidly. ]

S-So I've heard.

[rum_eyes]

[ Rum's not buying it, but then again, he hasn't been for a while. ]

Hmph. Sounds like you already know. You better not be late in the mornings because you're sneaking out to see someone at night.

[lanyards]

[ IF ONLY... ]

I wouldn't do that!!

[rum_eyes]

Then why are you always tired enough to oversleep?

[lanyards]

...I have very vivid dreams.

[rum_eyes]

Like lucid dreams? Or nightmares?

[lanyards]

[ um. ]

They're just. Vivid.

They feel so real that it takes me a moment when I wake up to realize I'd been dreaming at all. And so then I just feel exhausted...

[rum_eyes]

Should I come sleep with you?

[lanyards]

[ the sound gin makes is more befitting of a young teen just stepping into puberty. ]

Huh?!

[ ...oh, he meant. oh. ]

N-No, don't worry about it! I don't know if having company would help... heh... actually it might just make it worse. Um. I'll figure it out or... something. Maybe mom has some oils that'll help me sleep better.

[rum_eyes]

[ Cute.

He hums in thought. Not that he'd say it, but he misses the ease of youth when they could share a bed, no questions asked. ]

Your mom?... Then are they sex dreams?

[lanyards]

[ A SMALL BLESSING, tbh. while gin definitely misses those days too, he knows it would just be torture to be that close to rum and not be able to do anything...





also he'd probably die from all the embarrassing morning wood.

anyway you don't just ask a guy that! ]

W-Wouldn't it make more sense if I mentioned my dad then?!

[ which is to say: yes, yes they very much are. ]

[rum_eyes]

No. Your mom's a purity angel, she'd be more helpful making them go away.






So there is someone you want to have sex with.

[lanyards]

[ gdi rum why do you have to be so smart ]

N-Not necessarily... I never see his face.

[ which is technically true. ]

[rum_eyes]

[ And Gin can be so dumb... ]

His?

[lanyards]

[ case in point... ]

Ah—! Y-Yeah, I guess it is a guy I dream about...

[rum_eyes]

I guess that should make it easier to find him.

[lanyards]

Yeah, maybe...

[rum_eyes]

[ He doesn’t know what else to say, and it’s not as if he wants to tell Ginger “good luck” at finding a lover.

Turning away, he starts to walk off. ] You should nap before our next shift.