what's your number?

[semimeme]

 

what's your #?

a meme about what it says on the tin.

1. post with your character, canon, prefs if you like
2. include in your comment the number of individual sexual partners your character has had (feel free to headcanon it up; zeroes are valid)

3. comment to others. be surprised, scandalised, delighted, etc.

Comments

[lanyards]

[ IF ONLY... ]

I wouldn't do that!!

[rum_eyes]

Then why are you always tired enough to oversleep?

[lanyards]

...I have very vivid dreams.

[rum_eyes]

Like lucid dreams? Or nightmares?

[lanyards]

[ um. ]

They're just. Vivid.

They feel so real that it takes me a moment when I wake up to realize I'd been dreaming at all. And so then I just feel exhausted...

[rum_eyes]

Should I come sleep with you?

[lanyards]

[ the sound gin makes is more befitting of a young teen just stepping into puberty. ]

Huh?!

[ ...oh, he meant. oh. ]

N-No, don't worry about it! I don't know if having company would help... heh... actually it might just make it worse. Um. I'll figure it out or... something. Maybe mom has some oils that'll help me sleep better.

[rum_eyes]

[ Cute.

He hums in thought. Not that he'd say it, but he misses the ease of youth when they could share a bed, no questions asked. ]

Your mom?... Then are they sex dreams?

[lanyards]

[ A SMALL BLESSING, tbh. while gin definitely misses those days too, he knows it would just be torture to be that close to rum and not be able to do anything...





also he'd probably die from all the embarrassing morning wood.

anyway you don't just ask a guy that! ]

W-Wouldn't it make more sense if I mentioned my dad then?!

[ which is to say: yes, yes they very much are. ]

[rum_eyes]

No. Your mom's a purity angel, she'd be more helpful making them go away.






So there is someone you want to have sex with.

[lanyards]

[ gdi rum why do you have to be so smart ]

N-Not necessarily... I never see his face.

[ which is technically true. ]

[rum_eyes]

[ And Gin can be so dumb... ]

His?

[lanyards]

[ case in point... ]

Ah—! Y-Yeah, I guess it is a guy I dream about...

[rum_eyes]

I guess that should make it easier to find him.

[lanyards]

Yeah, maybe...

[rum_eyes]

[ He doesn’t know what else to say, and it’s not as if he wants to tell Ginger “good luck” at finding a lover.

Turning away, he starts to walk off. ] You should nap before our next shift.

[lanyards]

[ WAIT NO DON'T LEAVE HIM

ginger runs over to tug on rum's arm, near tears. ]

No, I'm fine! I don't need to nap!

[rum_eyes]

[ Rum laughs softly, a single huff of an exhale. Ginger is so predictable. ]

Why are you getting worked up?

[lanyards]

Don't just suddenly leave me like that... It makes it feel like I did something wrong.

[ ;; he legit has tears in his eyes ]

Are you mad at me?

[rum_eyes]

Why would I be mad at you?

[ His head cocks to one side, hands resting on his hips. ]

Just don't forget about me when you find someone.

[lanyards]

[ he's a little startled by the demon's words, but then again rum has always had a knack for saying so much in so few words. where gin spent too long running around and fumbling his meaning, rum's talent lies in his bluntness... he envies him for it, near constantly. ]

I'd never.

[ gin sobers up almost instantly, his expression folding into one of serious concern. the hand he'd been using to tug on rum's sleeve loosens, but only for a moment as he readjusts his grip to slip down and hold the other's hand instead. ]

You're my best friend, Rum. I could never forget you.

[rum_eyes]

[ Rum stops as Ginger readjusts his grip, not wanting to actually shake him off. It's hard to have this conversation when he knows, when it's like everyone in the company knows besides Ginger himself. ]

I know. We've been together so long, I don't think we could live without each other.

[lanyards]

[ rum probably has no idea how relieved gin is to hear we. or maybe he does, with the way the angel's expression brightens instantly. ]

That's true! I'd definitely be lost without you!

[rum_eyes]

Hm, you'd get beaten up. Or worse.

[ He smiles, though, because Ginger wouldn't be himself if he were super powerful or brilliant. ]

[lanyards]

[ th.... thanks??? ]

You don't have to sound so confident about that...