Fairy Tale AU Meme

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The Fairy Tale AU Meme



Step 1: Post a comment with the character name and fandom in the subject.
Step 2: Someone will respond with a number (RNG generated or just chosen based on whatever they prefer) between 1-11. They are now that character role in a story!
Step 3: You can either do the same to determine your character's role within that story! Feel free to twist the role around as necessary.
Step 4: Play and make merry!


Character Roles

1. Princess
One day your prince will come... Or maybe you're going after him! Or maybe you've been cursed/captured/whatever and are in need of rescue! Those towers won't climb themselves, and those kisses that awaken you from a century of slumber aren't exactly cheap.

2. Prince Charming/Heroic Knight
You're handsome (hopefully). You're charming (you think). You have a great outfit (this is debatable). Regardless, it's time to go find and rescue your one true love! ... Er, wherever she or he might be.

3. Villian
Man, those two up there sure are annoying, aren't they? Maybe it's time to do some kidnapping, curse some royalty, plague a kingdom, or whatever other nefarious deed you might be thinking of. In any case, the truly important thing is to make sure your cape and collar are appropriately intimidating and black.

4 . Red Riding Hood
... Or whichever other cute little girl that roams the woods in her free time that you can think of. You're cute, you have a pretty outfit, and there's something growling in the bushes but whatever it is, it can't be too dangerous, can it?

5 . Wolf
You're a wolf. Or a bear. Or some other animal. Or some random person with animal ears and a tail. Maybe you're evil, maybe you're just misunderstood, but you still can't stand those annoying people that keep wandering around your forest. Maybe they're even in your house, eating your food! The nerve! Or maybe they just look delicious, who knows.

6 . Dragon
You're a fucking dragon. Maybe you've kidnapped a snack, maybe someone came to hunt you down, maybe some hobbit is stealing your treasure, maybe you're just chilling. You're a dragon.

7 . Witch
Bring out the hat and broomstick, it's time to get the cauldron bubbling. Good, misunderstood, evil, who knows what you are. Except for a witch. You're definitely a witch. Try to avoid shoving small children into your oven and you should be fine.

8 . Cheery Animal Sidekick
Cheep cheep! Boy that princess sure is pretty, huh? You should sing with her and do her chores for her and obey her slavishly- wait... Well, whatever you're doing, you're cute and small and mildly annoying.

9 . Cursed Prince
Life was just perfect for you, until you got on the wrong side of that witch/wizard/cheery animal sidekick pushed just too far. Now you're cursed! Into a beast? Into a frog? Maybe you have really bad acne now? It could be anything (seriously, anything you can think of) but luckily, the cure is simple. Find your one true love and get that magical first kiss.

10. Fairy Godmother
When your princess is in need, she's only got one person to turn to. Her fairy godmother. It's your job to advise her, help get her out of any scrapes she happens to be in, or maybe you got her in the mess to begin with.

11. Random Extra
Wow, all those other guys sure are weird, aren't they? You'll just get back to work. Even with all this nonsense going on, life continues.

Comments

[bionuclear_heroics]

He seemed to have that effect on people. Confused the hell out of him sometimes but hey, if it gave the girl some comfort...

It was hours later when he set down, flapping his wings mightily to ensure his hind legs hit the ground before his front legs. >>Wake up luv, ready te play moderator? There's an inn here look like. Ye need some food and I think I need te eat a cow or some such. I'm mostly fire but seems I've got a decent stomach now.<<

[cherished_avatar]

"Ah, okay." Chrome said, groggy for a moment. She worked her way out of the blankets once she was settled down and dug in her bag for money. Changing the jewellery would, she knew from books, be better at a bigger place. "I'll be right back."

And the bitty thing went into the inn. Sometime later there were a lot of heads poking out the windows. A little bit after that someone came out with a small table and a chair, while a younger person ran off across the fields. By the time Chrome was settled with a hot meal, a cow was tethered for Jono.

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Thanks mate,<< Jono told the kid who fetched him a rather terrified supper. He'd probably get tired of people squeaking and ducking when he talked to them but right now it was hilarious.

And, well, it was...she was suppose to eat inside! With people who knew how their jaws worked! >>This'll probably get messy luv. Uh. Don't want te ruin yer meal?<<

[cherished_avatar]

"It's okay." Chrome said, shaking her head, "It makes them feel better to see that I feel safe with you. I don't have to watch." Indeed, she settled down with her eye-patch towards his scaly head and started eating neatly.

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Appreciate that,<< he admitted. Granted, he wasn't a fine diner or anything but he wasn't used to live food.

Poor thing. He preferred his cows as hamburgers. Best approach? Snap the thing's neck! Yes, the dragon was going to shake it around like a rag doll first okay?! And the fire he was still leaking wasn't helping. Oh well.

>>So, good time te check a map or you get a bad feelin' off the locals?<<

[cherished_avatar]

"This works!" Chrome said, after finishing her own meal. "Ah...lets see. The next big city is...about two days on foot? I don't know how long it would take to fly it."

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Couple hours,<< he supplied, wolfing his own meal before craning his head around to look down at her and anything she spread on the table. >>But ye said the locals have been te see ye. What's the biggest city that's far away? New waters and all.<<

[cherished_avatar]

She drew a line on the map with her finger as she looked. "Ah...it looks like Sanyenta, there on the edge of the desert. That's as far as my map goes, though."

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Then we head there,<< made sense to him at any rate? And being at the edge of a map opened up the possibility of all kinds of strange and foreign trade through the city, right? Meant there was more likely to be someone who could cure her. >>Probably be at least a week sleepin' rough for you though. Will you be able te handle that or should we stop at inns every other day or so ye can rest?<<

[cherished_avatar]

"I think that with my blankets I'll be okay, as long as I can sleep against your flank. You're very warm. We'll have to evaluate as we get there, I guess." sigh, "But I should have enough medication for a week!"

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Heh, well, I worry. A lot of people need a decent bed, not just warmth yeh know?<< Was the dragon vaguely embarrassed? Yes, yes he was. >>Where can we get you more meds if it takes longer than that?<<

[cherished_avatar]

"Ah...most apothacaries should have something? It is mostly stuff to help with pain." Chrome explained.

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Alright, tell me when you need things though yeh? I'm total crap at keepin' track of things like that.<< Hmmm, should they just leave the table in the field? >>Think they'd panic if I set their table back by the inn?<< Seemed polite.

[cherished_avatar]

"Oh, I'll go let them know. They can get it after we leave." Chrome said, smiling up at him, "That way you won't scratch it accidentally."

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Seems rude,<< he sighed. Oh well. >.Might want te dash in an use the facilities yeh?<<

[cherished_avatar]

"Ah...yes! Good idea. I will be right back." Chrome headed in to take care of business - all the business - and then returned to roll herself back up in blankets for him to carry.

[bionuclear_heroics]

Right, one blanket bundle to go and the luggage to scoop back up and off toward the South they went! >>Hey...how come ye only rated a dragon now? Ye've been a gel in a tower a long time right?<<

[cherished_avatar]

"Well, I'm only thirteen." Chrome pointed out, "Dragons don't usually come until you're getting closer to an age where you can get engaged and married!"

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>That's...<< Really messed up honestly. >>Right right, weird laws an rules your reality.<<

[cherished_avatar]

"Well, if you think about it, little girls are more likely to die? Since they don't have even as much life skills as an older girl?" Not that she was. Exactly suited for this.

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Hard fer any gel to get life skills locked in a tower,<< he pointed out. >>Older or no right? Gels I know would have pitched a fit long before now. Monet would have taken the place apart brick by brick even.<<

[cherished_avatar]

"Well, yes." Chrome agreed, sighing and wilting a bit, "I read a lot, though? And...I'm ill. Pitching a fit wouldn't help at all."

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Hey, I'm more railin' about your world than you luv. You're aces so far, haven't even smacked me for bein' a dunce yeh?<<

[cherished_avatar]

"I'd probably hurt myself. You're scaly!" She was so not afraid of him. She just...felt comfortable. "Are you a cursed knight? I don't think most dragons are so sweet."

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Thought that counts?<< he gave a mental chuckle and then shrugged, making their flight ripple. >>Nah, never been knighted. Bit of a vigilante me, just savin' the worlds an all. Not exactly sure why I'm a dragon now but I'm sure it's passin'.<<