Fairy Tale AU Meme

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The Fairy Tale AU Meme



Step 1: Post a comment with the character name and fandom in the subject.
Step 2: Someone will respond with a number (RNG generated or just chosen based on whatever they prefer) between 1-11. They are now that character role in a story!
Step 3: You can either do the same to determine your character's role within that story! Feel free to twist the role around as necessary.
Step 4: Play and make merry!


Character Roles

1. Princess
One day your prince will come... Or maybe you're going after him! Or maybe you've been cursed/captured/whatever and are in need of rescue! Those towers won't climb themselves, and those kisses that awaken you from a century of slumber aren't exactly cheap.

2. Prince Charming/Heroic Knight
You're handsome (hopefully). You're charming (you think). You have a great outfit (this is debatable). Regardless, it's time to go find and rescue your one true love! ... Er, wherever she or he might be.

3. Villian
Man, those two up there sure are annoying, aren't they? Maybe it's time to do some kidnapping, curse some royalty, plague a kingdom, or whatever other nefarious deed you might be thinking of. In any case, the truly important thing is to make sure your cape and collar are appropriately intimidating and black.

4 . Red Riding Hood
... Or whichever other cute little girl that roams the woods in her free time that you can think of. You're cute, you have a pretty outfit, and there's something growling in the bushes but whatever it is, it can't be too dangerous, can it?

5 . Wolf
You're a wolf. Or a bear. Or some other animal. Or some random person with animal ears and a tail. Maybe you're evil, maybe you're just misunderstood, but you still can't stand those annoying people that keep wandering around your forest. Maybe they're even in your house, eating your food! The nerve! Or maybe they just look delicious, who knows.

6 . Dragon
You're a fucking dragon. Maybe you've kidnapped a snack, maybe someone came to hunt you down, maybe some hobbit is stealing your treasure, maybe you're just chilling. You're a dragon.

7 . Witch
Bring out the hat and broomstick, it's time to get the cauldron bubbling. Good, misunderstood, evil, who knows what you are. Except for a witch. You're definitely a witch. Try to avoid shoving small children into your oven and you should be fine.

8 . Cheery Animal Sidekick
Cheep cheep! Boy that princess sure is pretty, huh? You should sing with her and do her chores for her and obey her slavishly- wait... Well, whatever you're doing, you're cute and small and mildly annoying.

9 . Cursed Prince
Life was just perfect for you, until you got on the wrong side of that witch/wizard/cheery animal sidekick pushed just too far. Now you're cursed! Into a beast? Into a frog? Maybe you have really bad acne now? It could be anything (seriously, anything you can think of) but luckily, the cure is simple. Find your one true love and get that magical first kiss.

10. Fairy Godmother
When your princess is in need, she's only got one person to turn to. Her fairy godmother. It's your job to advise her, help get her out of any scrapes she happens to be in, or maybe you got her in the mess to begin with.

11. Random Extra
Wow, all those other guys sure are weird, aren't they? You'll just get back to work. Even with all this nonsense going on, life continues.

Comments

[bionuclear_heroics]

He used a careful claw to nudge the pot further into the coals before adding more firewood, >>Two smaller bags. One has yer pain meds, the other has a list of things yer te check in case of allergies before taking for the coughing. Sorry luv, should have thought te ask before I left.<<

[cherished_avatar]

"That's okay. I don't think dragons or fire-men use medications much." she pointed out, peering blearily at the list and going over it one at a time, "I can have all of these...how much should I take?"

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>But I know plenty of folk who need them,<< he snorted. >>Dosages written on the packets maybe?<< Hopefully?

[cherished_avatar]

"Ah..." she peered at them, "Oh, yes. Okay. This one I can take now." she sipped at it, grimacing but getting it down.

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>An the rest luv?<< he prompted so she'd read them off to him. The writing was...rather tiny to him now. >>Any special requirements like a kettle?<<

[cherished_avatar]

"This one after I eat, and this one when I go back to sleep." she pushed them into several piles, sighing softly.

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>How often?<< He asked, resting his chin beside her. >>Need te wake ye up on a schedule for a bit? An I bet we can find summat here we can use te fill the time yer awake. Maybe a chess set yeh?<<

[cherished_avatar]

"Oh, I like chess!" Chrome agreed, "Ah...this says every six hours. This says as needed, this says before sleep."

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Well then, every six it is. Are ye a grumpy mornin' sort?<< he teased gently and blinked one large at him. >>An' do ye fancy a spin about this level while yer soup cooks?<<

[cherished_avatar]

She coughed, and giggled, and coughed again, "A little." she admitted, "I get groggy...What do you mean by spin?"

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>A walk luv, what else would I mean?<< Really? >>Stretch those legs a bit, find a necessary, look fer a chess set an' if ye get wobbly I carry ye.<<

[cherished_avatar]

"I don't know! It sounded strange." She stood up and placed a hand on his neck, "Okay...lets go."

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Aye, that's me, soundin' strange anywhere I go but home!<< he snorted gently and paced very, very slowly beside her. >>I swear where I'm from I'm perfectly understandable!<<

[cherished_avatar]

"I don't think anyone is perfectly understandable." Chrome said, smiling a little and pacing beside him.

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Then what's the point of language luv?<< he laughed, amused. >>Granted, I know a gel that can't talk an we understand each other jus' fine...still.<<

[cherished_avatar]

"To struggle as best we can." Chrome said cheerfully, "But perfection?"

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Well, England's close as ye get!<< he grinned happily. >>'less it's some poor blighter that grew up in Liverpool. Thems drag the average understandin' down.<<

[cherished_avatar]

"What's England?" she asked, blankly, "Liverpool is a city?"

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>It's a country in a world ye don't know,<< he admitted. >>An' Liverpool's a part of it. I still think it's weird that not all worlds have one yeh?<<

[cherished_avatar]

"Oh." she thought about it, "It would be strange to be on a place where my home isn't."

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Yeh,<< it was. And a little unsettling to be honest. He was still hoping that the dead world thing wasn't permanent though. >>Trophy room here looks like. Dragon heads really look like that? Feh, best avoid mirrors.<< Granted, this one was mounted on the wall in pride of place but...

[cherished_avatar]

"You are an impressive dragon. It's okay to not be cute."

[bionuclear_heroics]

...he was getting morale boosting from a thirteen year old. Yes, he laughed at that. >>Much prefer 'dashin' anyway. Think they keep chess sets in trophy rooms?<<

[cherished_avatar]

"Probably not." she said after thinking about it, "Probably in the game room, if there is one."

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Place needs a tour map,<< he muttered, pulling his head back out of the trophy room. >>Castles have game rooms? Thought that was a modern thing.<<