Fairy Tale AU Meme

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The Fairy Tale AU Meme



Step 1: Post a comment with the character name and fandom in the subject.
Step 2: Someone will respond with a number (RNG generated or just chosen based on whatever they prefer) between 1-11. They are now that character role in a story!
Step 3: You can either do the same to determine your character's role within that story! Feel free to twist the role around as necessary.
Step 4: Play and make merry!


Character Roles

1. Princess
One day your prince will come... Or maybe you're going after him! Or maybe you've been cursed/captured/whatever and are in need of rescue! Those towers won't climb themselves, and those kisses that awaken you from a century of slumber aren't exactly cheap.

2. Prince Charming/Heroic Knight
You're handsome (hopefully). You're charming (you think). You have a great outfit (this is debatable). Regardless, it's time to go find and rescue your one true love! ... Er, wherever she or he might be.

3. Villian
Man, those two up there sure are annoying, aren't they? Maybe it's time to do some kidnapping, curse some royalty, plague a kingdom, or whatever other nefarious deed you might be thinking of. In any case, the truly important thing is to make sure your cape and collar are appropriately intimidating and black.

4 . Red Riding Hood
... Or whichever other cute little girl that roams the woods in her free time that you can think of. You're cute, you have a pretty outfit, and there's something growling in the bushes but whatever it is, it can't be too dangerous, can it?

5 . Wolf
You're a wolf. Or a bear. Or some other animal. Or some random person with animal ears and a tail. Maybe you're evil, maybe you're just misunderstood, but you still can't stand those annoying people that keep wandering around your forest. Maybe they're even in your house, eating your food! The nerve! Or maybe they just look delicious, who knows.

6 . Dragon
You're a fucking dragon. Maybe you've kidnapped a snack, maybe someone came to hunt you down, maybe some hobbit is stealing your treasure, maybe you're just chilling. You're a dragon.

7 . Witch
Bring out the hat and broomstick, it's time to get the cauldron bubbling. Good, misunderstood, evil, who knows what you are. Except for a witch. You're definitely a witch. Try to avoid shoving small children into your oven and you should be fine.

8 . Cheery Animal Sidekick
Cheep cheep! Boy that princess sure is pretty, huh? You should sing with her and do her chores for her and obey her slavishly- wait... Well, whatever you're doing, you're cute and small and mildly annoying.

9 . Cursed Prince
Life was just perfect for you, until you got on the wrong side of that witch/wizard/cheery animal sidekick pushed just too far. Now you're cursed! Into a beast? Into a frog? Maybe you have really bad acne now? It could be anything (seriously, anything you can think of) but luckily, the cure is simple. Find your one true love and get that magical first kiss.

10. Fairy Godmother
When your princess is in need, she's only got one person to turn to. Her fairy godmother. It's your job to advise her, help get her out of any scrapes she happens to be in, or maybe you got her in the mess to begin with.

11. Random Extra
Wow, all those other guys sure are weird, aren't they? You'll just get back to work. Even with all this nonsense going on, life continues.

Comments

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>I am used te bein' the tall one! Helpin' gels about is part of the life yeh?<< he chuckled and lifted his head carefully before flowing up the stairs. There were advantages to this body! It was very...snaky...sometimes! >>An...the stairs lead te a hall of doors. Should have guessed.<<

[cherished_avatar]

"I can open them if you get close enough!" Chrome said cheerfully. He was WARM!

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Alright, a plan!<< He was happy to have one! Even a vague one! >>Left or right then luv?<<

[cherished_avatar]

"Ah....right?" she didn't know! Right seemed good, though.

[bionuclear_heroics]

They'd start on the right then! It was...not as easy as he'd hoped to judge the distance from the girl on his nose to a doorknob so he ended up chinning himself on the door jam but he managed eventually! >>Here you are luv...hey, did I remember te tell ye about the creepy shadows last night?<<

[cherished_avatar]

"N-no? Were they ghosts?" She was prtty okay with it. She was with a motherfucking dragon.

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>No idea luv. Not like any ghost I've read about? Been fightin' shadows recently, but these weren't them yeh?<<

[cherished_avatar]

"Why are you fighting shadows?" That made far less sense than ghosts.

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Well, shadows of a sort,<< he admitted, peering carefully through the door she'd opened. Moldering furniture. Less than interesting so moving on! >>'eartless really. No hearts, want te eat everyone else's, tearin' worlds apart as they do so,<< who wouldn't want to fight hem?

[cherished_avatar]

"Oooo...that sounds dangerous." Chrome said, "Are...are they here?"

No. They completely weren't.

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Don't seem te be,<< he admitted. >>We find worlds like that sometimes. Places they haven't gotten te!<<

[cherished_avatar]

"That's good." Chrome said with a tiny sigh, "It'd be awful to have to deal with that, too. I'm not really suited for fighting and I'd hate to end up a damsel in distress."

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>These blighters don't care about distress an they eat the knights yeh?<< he snorted gently and slithered carefully toward the next door. >>Best yeh hope is endin' up someplace else if the world falls. Lot of folk wake up like we did in Traverse Town. Bettin' there's a bunch of other little pockets too.<<

[cherished_avatar]

"Oh. That's scary." Chrome said, shivering, "That's really scary."

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Yeh, but we're workin' on fixin' it.<< For a given definition of 'fixed'. He wasn't sure what would be restored or if anyone would be brought back from being heartless. Still. Stopping them was a good start. >>Don't mean te give ye nightmares or anythin'.<<

[cherished_avatar]

"It's okay. I'm sure you can fix everything." She said quietly.

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>We ken 'ope yeh?<< Totally could hope! >>...ballroom? Another one? What's this then? The intimate ballroom?<< How many large rooms for dancing did one castle need?

And the mirrored walls were kind of creepy. >>Cor but I've got some teeth.<<

[cherished_avatar]

"Looks like it's for family parties." Chrome said, patting his eye-ridge, "And you are a perfectly lovely dragon."

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>I'm a toothy dragon,<< he chuckled. >>Don't really want te get used te the body yeh? Anyway, next door or give up this level an' go higher?<<

[cherished_avatar]

"Ah...lets finish the rest of this floor. Methodological. It's the easiest way to do things."

Most pragmatic princess ever.

[bionuclear_heroics]

If ever there was a girl who was born before her proper time and place...yeah. >>Makes sense. Next door then, be a luv and get it open? That knob is different than the last.<<

[cherished_avatar]

"Mmm, so it is." Chrome agreed, fussing with it a bit before shoving the door open and sneezing at the dust. Sneezing that turned into coughing and "I'm okay! I'm okay!" between coughs.

[bionuclear_heroics]

Sure she was okay, until she lost a lung or something! He drape a wing over her and slowly dragged her backward out of the dusty room, then peered under his pinions worriedly. >>Breathin' luv?<< The room could wait!

[cherished_avatar]

"'M okay!" she said again, finally getting it under control, "Ungh."

[bionuclear_heroics]

>>Sure luv? It's frightful in there...<< And he was worried!